Category: homestuck

Does your ring contain the fucking souls of the Midnight Crew? Jesus even the finger point is evil

That’s right, fear me bitch

Holy fuck people. Queens have the power in Chess. It’s Snowman in Venom-BDay-Clown form, and she is in fucking charge. Did Not see this coming

nope, goodbye. Thanks I hate it. I don’t want to see the Cthulhu bishop up close, so please walk away

Up my ass and to the left

Droog, why the fuck do you have cat ears. Why do you even exist here???

Good thinking, now what happens if they ask you for the money?

Uh…..Mail?

So back to PM’s past, John’s present

What even is this? She looks like the if the Devil decides to become an Emo Disk Jockey

I think that is what pisses me off the most. Why the fuck does she uses numbers when the letters are fucking closer to all the other letters???

You think? Hachi Machi

Well…..they don’t call you gallows for nothing…….

See why we humans hate you trolls?

ok, that got a laugh out of me. But I’m more curious as to how they all know your name

I don’t want to be picky, except that I will. Why doesn’t Numbers here use a zero instead of an O? That is just bad commitment right there

Look at his derpy face. He is so happy, thinking he can troll the trolls.

What the hell did she send John?? Is it the same package that got time shenaniganed back to her, or does she have another friend specifically for this reason

Fuck You

The day John sends the present to Jade with his Handle which allowed Jade to find John in the first place, is also the same day John decided to change his handle

probably because they are from another dimension and are out of limits from your future telepathy vision thing