
Oh I do Not mind at all! The Chart Cult is a go! All Hail The Karkat Charts!

Oh I do Not mind at all! The Chart Cult is a go! All Hail The Karkat Charts!

”Well the chart says-”

Arquius is just so happy to participate.

I don’t know, he didn’t really arrived in time to help with anything before.
Then again, all of that happened in like, 5 minutes, so there wasn’t really much time to stop anything then.

Any way to disable her powers? Like, a bullet. Or feed her to Jaspers or something?

Uh…I mean…The only Jack she really has control over is Pool-Jack. The Dog-Gods just happened to have worked in her favor (and didn’t actually interact with her) and Slick would probably go for the throat.
Unless she is banking on the chaos that they would bring (which I highly doubt) …fuck I thought of the right answer. She is going to try and mind-control them isn’t she?
fuuuuuuuuuuck


Way to go John, screwing with a Tyrannical Overlord years in the making.

Listen, it might be a weird choice, but listening to Megalovania while they have their dramatic plans is a good choice. Let’s go Team Lalonde!

Yeah we all know the shitshow that happened last time. And that wasn’t even everyone because Dirk arrived Late, and Slick and Pool-Jack sure as hell didn’t even show up.

While it is smart thinking to count all possible enemies and not trust the Jacks, it still wounds my heart just a tad. I mean, Slick is cool. He’s….well he’s against English and likes Karkat, so that’s got to be reason enough for him not to kill you.
And once Jade is awake and PM sees Mayor, you have both of those Dog-Gods on your side.
So really the threat is just …Condesce….and the Alpha-Jack who got Fucked Up by Caliborn.
(This will probably be the only time I use her proper name and not Ferrari because Vriska spelled it out right there)

She’s using her fingers to actually keep track, that’s adorable.

Alright fearless leader. Begin your bullet point powerpoint on how to defeat the beast.

Looks like the gang is all here. Except for Arquius because he still has shit to do. And Jade for not being in frame.
….*sigh* guys, what was the one fucking decent advice that Scratch has told you all?
DON’T TURN YOUR BACK ON THE BODY!

I love how this implies that the meeting was officially out of order once John arrived. My boy John causing chaos wherever he goes.

Honestly? This is probably the best way to start the buildup for the last battle. And I am proud of Hussie for giving me this.

Here we go people.
We are Moving On!
THIS IS IT!
Let’s see how long it takes for the rest of the cast to show up.

Well that was a ride. A very interesting one.
We get to know about Moxana’s secret. The Muse bot. And meet her sister Tinka. We got sucked up into a castle of secrets and robotic family members. No idea who old man Prince Lord was going to summon, but since he killed a ton of people for it, it is best that he didn’t succeed. No idea what Agatha is going to be used for now, but at least it isn’t that.
The Jaegars are still my favorite things. Because, because think about what those three have been through. They willing let themselves be known as “rogues” to the Baron and the world, away from their own people for a quest even they didn’t think would happen. Whether they are ordered to Kill Agatha or Serve Agatha, the fact that they dedicated themselves to this to make sure the rest of their people are protected, I have Mad Respect for that.

I…can’t really be mad at her. Because…fuck if this isn’t like Bluebeard. If the man can do shit like that to his own daughter + countless others, he really did needed to be stopped.

As badass as she looks now, I am glad that everyone looks rightfully horrified.