John wants to know of her dad is like his dad and they can be buddies again!!

The grass really is greener on the other side of the ocean.

Two Words: Assassination Attempts

John, John you glorious bastard. You have the greatest chance in the world to freak Jane out from “beyond the grave” when she wakes up. Do NOT miss your chance! Activate your prank skills young patawan.

Please, please, I need to read a movie night between John, Jake, and Karkat. Or with everyone. Yeah fuck it, let’s bring in everyone. Let’s Gremlins this shit and put every character in Homestuck in a movie theater to watch Snow White..

This makes me happy because now since Jake is in a familiar territory (movies) he is a lot more energetic in this conversation.

There should be a fucking warning on homestuck to not read while drinking because I almost choked again. Of course Jake would put it to movie terms.

Yeah out of everyone’s adult life, John seems to have the best outcome. (or at least, most normal life)

If there was any other literature that had this same setup I would eat Dad’s hat.

Jake…what do you mean “was”?

Oh shit you probably think you two aren’t friends anymore after all that *hand rolling gesture* STUFF that happened.

Ok, so Jake opens up a little when talking about his friends. That fits with him.

ok, is it just me, or is Jake a bit….nonchalant here. mabye that isn’t the right word…passive? Passive might be better, maybe.

Like I know and you know and we all know how much of a chatter box Jake can be. And one-on-ones are his specialties to talk nonstop. So why does it feel like he seems so quiet here? Is it because he’s still shy?

Jake, this is your other dimensional gramp-dad. You can at least show Some enthusiasm you know.

Not in Homestuck they aren’t.

Names made out of spite are the best moves you can make. Because that is now your identity to spite the person.

God they even sound the same.

I’m going to headcanon now that John and Jake sound so close to each other they’re practically twins.

God they even have the same adorkable face. What splendid dorks.

Part 350

Alright. (wow that pic is big). Last Conversation. Last talk before the game plan and plot progression and a battle scene. Now we have John and Jake. Two boys who are oh so similar with some majorly slight differences.

Hopefully John can help get Jake out of his sad spiral he had from Vriska’s intervention.

I continue my minecraft goal in a new and better and more favorable land that doesn’t try to kill me within 3 days.

Dark Harvest End

Well that was terrifying. I mean, hot damn these guys go hard on the horror in this show doesn’t it? Last Episode we see Zim dealing with horror. This episode, Dib’s the protagonist and Zib was the monster. It got an Alien feel going in with Zim slowing picking off the kids one by one. It was Very well done seeing how they actually made me freak out over pigeon noises in less than 10 minutes.

And of course Dib can’t win. We need him for the other episodes.

I would also like to point out that in the last 2 episodes, both Dib and Zim got x-ray like goggles to see things that weren’t normally seen.