Well…you managed to somehow find time in your pre-retcon version. Dating John when there wasn’t anything to do. Dated Tavros while treasure hunting. Dated Meenah when decided to fuck it and enjoy watching the world burn.

So if she can do it, you can do it to!

Wait, hold up. I was reaching when I said Vriska’s Clown Control would count as Auspisticism. It…really shouldn’t count as Auspisticism.

Shoving people into fridges shouldn’t be a relationship! No matter how necessary it is!!

Well at least she owns up to her own views. That’s something you have to respect.

Ash is Auspistice  right? I guess she would be honest even during their game (and before it). …does Vriska keeping Gamzee under [her] control means she is auspistizing between him and Terezi?

Vriska is offended over the idea of people wanting to keep their love life secret. Truly an offense to her.

You know…has Karkat ever told the others about his blood yet? I know he did eventually tell Terezi, but does Vriska and Kanaya know?