Hey look. Now it’s Dave’s turn to ask the innocent loaded question.

Listen, Roxy has different priorities and no time to actually think about what she wants to ask. So suffer and talk.

Origin Stories are probably moot anyway since Homestuck is a literal Circle Plot anyway.

I also Like Dave calling Scratch a Creep. Because it is true, and because of the secret Hal lurking within him.

Listen, someone here is going to get the reference. Sorry Dave, but we got priorities here.

Roll Credits.

Not the sentiment on how I would look at it in hindsight. But at least she’s excited about this.

I’m actually sort of thankful that it looks like they were conscious when they got outside of the sun. Can you imagine how terrible it would be if they kept dying and reviving inside the sun?

Well when you put it like that sure it sounds like a lot. In in actuality, it was absolutely a lot.

And here we see Roxy innocently playing with the question gun, unaware of how loaded it really is.

I swear we really need Obama to rap even just for a moment. The Homestuck Fandom would just go WILD. (along with everyone else)

We get a callback to pchoo and pchooooooo, and Dirk’s lightning soul removal move. I approve of this.

Now it’s Roxy’s time to shine! Look at her go.

FaMiLy BoNdInG! Time for Dave to get some questions. I wonder if Roxy is going to ask about puppets.

A wonderful addition to the Homestuck Legacy thanks to Djoing on my Discord.

Give in. You know you want to call her mom.

God can you imagine if Dirk decided he wanted to be a Lawyer instead of…whatever he was doing anyway. He would terrify the entire courtroom. I’m terrified thinking about it now.

Rose is having a secret tally count over how many times Dave says his mom is sexy somehow.

Got to rapid fire this. Rose takes it slow gentle discussion. Dave careens off a cliff at 90mph

Wow that really is unconscious if Dave didn’t catch that. And I had to literally reread that in order to figure it out myself.