
Which is weirder: Dave accidentally flirting, or Roxy purposefully jokingly flirting back?
Because I vote they are both funny as shit.

Which is weirder: Dave accidentally flirting, or Roxy purposefully jokingly flirting back?
Because I vote they are both funny as shit.

It shouldn’t be a surprise but I’m keeping this.

This is so me you don’t even know. I once had a period where I come up with come-backs to anything in my dnd group, but then it blending it to me saying shit to my sister and other close friends. And it got to the point where I was hurting them so I tried to dial it back by turning it to complements instead. But then that backfired and had me one-liner flirts in conversations for a period of time.

That^ Is Fucking Hilarious.
Dave still can’t flip his flirt-switch off yet. Even to his own mom.

Me

Also Me

He wanted to know if Dirk was the same and tried to look up to him! Like how he looked up to Bro. He wanted to know if he was a hero to his hero.

So instead of being born, Roxy was trying to emulate herself as her adult daughter while genetically was only influenced by herself.
Homestuck

This is me. Dave is me. This is literally how I do my own thought process mixed in my lack of tact for having random and possibly insulting statements.

You know…there was so much I had to keep track in Homestuck that some facts fall through the cracks. This is one of them.
I don’t know how it is possible, but I am going to compare her to a “human Juju” seeing how there can only be one.

Cool. Glad we got the basics cleared out of the way.

Roxy is at the Bonus Round of the New Family Game Show. And Dave the Questioner isn’t one to mess around.

This is a funny thought, but since this is dealing with cookware, Ferrari’s army actually has Lieutenant higher than Captain.
I know it isn’t true because they all corrected Vriska on it that one time, but it would be something that she would do.

It makes me so squeaky happy that they both can do long winded metaphors together. Dirk be jelly of their ramblings.

I can’t tell if he is calling Roxy “mom” to spite Rose, or if he is just super excited to having a mom. I am going to the latter because M O M !

He’s so excited he jumps in instantly to calling her mom. I love how excited he is with this.

To be fair, you didn’t realize it was your twin until 3 years ago. And even then, your perspective would be blown by what Callie had to deal with.

She is as graceful and elegant and kindhearted as always, but I think Dave puts it best


Damn, Rose does NOT want to share her mom. This is precious.

Don’t be exclusive Rose. Share your mom with your brother.