Karkat did try to sort things out long ago by telling Dave and John to not go messing with you two. And I guess this is the result when Karkat got his way with that one.

Wait…..

Dave and Karkat are dating?

Dave’s rapping gave him the endurance for long-winded speeches.

Now we just need a Monologue-Off between Karkat and Dave.

Wait…was this supposed to be a secret? Like, something that the audience may or may not have been clued in into?

Why is it that I can pick up the nuance of people’s behaviors and traits dealing with others, yet still can’t tell if they are dating??

I mean you did date the guy. You have to know how how all his gears turn.

This means that most of these conversations had Karkat’s embarrassment sounds be background music.

Classic Karkat.

dammit, you found my weakness: Wholesome Content.

Hey…Excellent Question. (Writing that one down for the au’s I want to read) And before I move on to hear Terezi’s possible reason for wanting to be blind

Vriska’s quirk has basically gone too far.

It’s…it’s weird to think that they both “trained” John….who may still have potential relationships?? With them??? Like…Vriska the Moirail…trained John…to be her Moirail’s Kismesis??? That whole sentence is weird.

Well, that and yourself. Og!Terezi was the one who finally realized what the 3rd option was all this time. John was just the delivery boy.

Pushing this aside, reviewing their past, this makes more sense.

They still murdered together. But after Vriska killed Aradia and Terezi punished her, Vriska tried to be better by making a body with Equius as an apology. With Vriska around, Terezi had confidence and didn’t fall into a self-doubt spiral.

They honestly work a lot better as a team, and moirails is a relationship literally about “checks and balances” which was what that whole vengeance thing was.

So I guess it was…pining? back then?

“JEGUS CHRIST PEOPLE”

I said that. I said that fucking sentence above out loud alone in my house.

Why the FUCK do I have problems noticing relationships in this series UNLESS they are stated point blank?? It’s like Hussie needs to shoot me in the head with a banner reading “THEY’RE DATING DUMBASS” for me to even consider the possibility.

Point for battle strategy. Point for Hussie making a valid reasoning for having multiple conversations in the same area at once. Point for Vriska being a better leader again.

Minus a point for her dragging Pages and making Jape cry again, but that’s still 2 points overall.

And yet another casual reminder that most if not all of the trolls in this series are serial murderers in some way/shape/form.

Why, Why must my brain makes these random connections???

My first thought was Gamzee being like the Pharaoh from Night at the Museum honking to be let out.

Ok, 3 down, 5 to go. Now we are in a Vriska and Terezi conversation!

You know, since the ghosts are still here even with John retconing everything, does that mean that the Terezi that gave John the scarf is now a ghost now? You think she ever got a chance to meet up with og!Vriska to talk like this?

Well, ignoring that possible angst, let’s move on to some hopefully lighter stuff.