Didn’t you say that his skillset was nonexistent?
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Not going to lie, but having Jake and Tavros fighting Slick might be for the best. Because they might at least be hesitant enough to learn that Slick is trying to kill English.
Granted, Slick will still probably try to stab them, but at least there is a chance.
And this is where Jake learns that his entire life just has been a Joke.
I believe you are talking to Jeep there, Vriska.
I can’t really argue with her there. This really does sound so stupid.
Yeah Vriska, What?? Like, you didn’t want to tell people that Slick is still trying to kill English as a way to, idk, have Slick lead them and again try to boost people to their “better selves”?
Gee Vriska, thanks for putting people on “Pool Duty”. You certainly know how to boost everyone’s contribution here.
As opposed to any other point in Homestuck?
THAT is the same smile that I have on my face right now, because we are about to be talking about the best Jack.
Part 354
I hope everyone had a good holiday last week. I sure did. But now I’m back to continue what I started.
And to point out, I do remember that Arquius came out the fuck nowhere when Caliborn was doing his stop-motion shenanigans (tbh I was treating that segment more like a fever dream). But now I’m just waiting for when Arquius is going to somehow do that same thing in this new timeline, post-reset.
I’m still waiting Hussie. I know that is going to happen again because I know you.
The Zodiac as John Mulaney Quotes
Aries: “Maybe the dead Victorian girl you saw was just me all along”
Taurus: “You can pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you”
Gemini: “God, I guess they’re gonna kill us all. All right. This is younger than I thought it would be, but we are pretty big assholes”
Cancer: “Thirteen-year-olds are the meanest people in the world”
Leo: “I mean, we’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly”
Virgo: “No one cared what I thought"
Libra: "I’ll tell you what we’ll do! We’ll draw chalk around where the body is. That way we’ll know where it was…”
Scorpio: “Now we don’t have time to unpack all that”
Sagittarius: “That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse!”
Capricorn: “You hope it was a miracle, probably not”
Aquarius: “It’s just creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly. They have a lot of information. Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die.”
Pisces: “This is the height of luxury”
A bonus comic I did for @dafukdidiwatch while I was waiting to get a reference for her OC!
I hope it gets the message across be basically Johnny’s about to do something stupid(lick a frozen lamp pole) When Dad!Forge melts the ice so Johnny doesn’t get his tongue stuck…
Anyway I hope this is kinda what you had in mind when you asked for “Forge trying to Dad the Jang”! ^.^
(for
Sierra for the @pnatsecretsanta)
I hope you’re up for a RAVE PARTY a la
Rave Spider! I hope you like it Sierra (Because Max sure as heck doesn’t!)
I hope your New years a party just like this one~
(For @dafukdidiwatch for the @pnatsecretsanta!)
RAVE SPIDER LIVES YALL!!!
Hiya @358over2days
I’m your Secret Santa buddy for @pnatsecretsanta! You said you liked the Journalism Club, so I figured you would love seeing them in action and getting the latest scoop for the story! Happy Candlenights!
Part 353
Going to end it here guys. We got some more battle plans and who is on what Team. Still no hint to what Vriska’s journey is about. Thinking Kanaya is going to help Karkat go to the Volcano.
Obviously both Lalondes want to fight Ferrari, seeing how she was the one to kill their moms. Plus Roxy just hated her forever so. John joining them is going to make me happy, the idea of him zapping away but reappearing close by to whack her in the face. Maybe John will summon another silly hat for her to wear. Or a bomb. Another bomb.
…speaking of Bombs did John ever give Terezi his dad’s wallet yet? Because from what I remember he hasn’t.
Anyway, Terezi is making sure her hero is doing the best he can. It is still up in the air who is going to defeat English. And now the Horse Prophecy is going to come to pass. Because of course it is. It’s homestuck.
The problem with me is. I know this is going to happen. Somehow. Someway. Arquius is going to ride a shit ton of horses to battle for some reason. But because it is in a climatic battle, I will forget. And even if I don’t, the horse thing will still catch me off guard whenever he is going to do it.
Spiel. Muscles. What’s the difference?
God Fucking Dammit Arquius. Dammit Hussie. Is this where the whole “your demise is going to be in proximity of horses” shit comes from?? Because Arquius is going to ride a shit ton of horses to battle, or whatever horse related bullshit Arquius is going to bring?
You say this, while I respect if, I can’t help but flashback to the time Equius willingly let Gamzee choke the life out of him so…I just wished he made better choices.
How well do you think Arquius would be able to fit into Blazing Saddles? Because that does seem like something that would fit him.
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