…oh. Oh goddammit. Her ship was in the shape of her triton this entire time?!

Is she evil? Yes.

Does she look cool? Also Yes.

Well….now because of John’s interruption now I’m expecting another interruption. Like how Vriska was continuously interrupted by Hussie when she found the juju.

His purity fucking blinds me sometimes I need a welder mask to see

I mean, John has to be a team leader on one of the teams right? He’s basically kid superman dripping with positivity.

Part 353

Hiya Guys! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! I can’t believe it has been a whole ‘nother year since taking this blog seriously. Like, wow man. Wow.

Anyway! Time to continue our battle strategies to see who’s on what team! Let’s see how much more arrogant Vriska can get this time.

Part 352 End

So the Jacks and bad guys are all laid out. 3 Jacks, 1 PM, a Ferrari, and a Turtle Man. Time to plan out who attacks where.

Karkat still being friends with Slick makes me happy.

The idea that Tavros fights Slick then ends up being prototyped to make a Slick-Tavros-Sprite is concerning.

Having those teleporters around would be pretty handy. Not only can it allow Jane to hop around to heal, but they can be used to retreat or lure their opponents to a more favorable place.

But is it weird to have Rose say she is ok with being the Lesser Rose? Less Relevant? I mean, she did have a lot of pressure from her trip and responsibilities to keep her drinking, so it has to be nice to get the pressure off for once. But it still is weird to be glad about not being the “Real Rose”.

Whatever, she does her.

And idk about you guys, but maybe Karkat <3< Vriska? Anyone? Anyone? Just me? Ok then. Because it still feels like a thing to me. Maybe. ~~I’m bad at romance~~

Dave you rap and stab a lot.

John you use your windy thing.

Jake and Tavros are on 3rd tier duty

And everyone else support me as I do my thing.

It has to be hard to be the only healer in a party of like 12. Especially one who is being targeted by an evil fish witch.

I mean, what else are you going to have her do? This is not only the perfect job for her, but like the only job for her if you don’t want to Sprite someone else.

…weird flex but ok

Well Rose is smart and is stupidly smart enough to use the sprite knowledge. Plus, I wouldn’t really trust anyone else with this task but her so yeah.

Well you were dead Roxy, so the answer would be an astounding Yes.

Fuck yeah Roxy’s portal. God I can’t believe I have forgotten about you.

And Rose’s house is just chalked full of hundreds of those generators, so you guys should be good to go.

…dammit Vriska. Every Part of the military is important if you want a successful operation. Especially the supply lines and the apparent MASH unit you are trying to make right now.

It’s a pity you can’t just force those guys to fight Ferrari for you. It would have been a ton more helpful.

You always have to tell cats they did a good job, regardless of what they actually did. It’s just a fact.

This is gonna sound dumb but…can sprites fuse with sprites? Like, Tavros doesn’t have a double yet. Can he merge with Jaspers and create TavJaspSprite?

What the hell Karkat. Where is Slick’s picture?? You didn’t even give him a doodle yet?? I was excited for it too.

Gee Vriska, thanks.

Just wait. Just wait for Slick to fucking inspire the shit out of those two with his mafia ways and let their true power blast through. With the power of MURDER!