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John do the windy thing. John, Do The Windy Thing!

You Asshole! What, John has to drown and be baptize in oil? He has to explode and leave the place Indiana Jones style??

Also, why are their challenges involve music? John has to play a pipe organ, Rose has to play the rain.

Did he disappear??

Or Was He Never There To Begin With?

Yeah, and if the heart is in the wrong place, then the choice would also seem stupidly obvious. (side-eyes Caliborn)

But at least we know that John is our good boy.

Oh lookie. Another Video. For the dramatic moment.

I’m down for this

The best way to release tension, is to just think about sex jokes.

That’s it. That’s the snake.

She probably took inspiration over the stuffed tiny monster in the house, which turns out was Typheus all along.

A vicious snake cycle.

Well at least Callie is comfortable enough to do sex jokes, even if it is lost on Jade.

Wait, what? Is this like a bucket thing? Did we stumble upon another alien porn thing?

Gee, I don’t know, maybe because she is also a green snake monster and she doesn’t want to accidentally draw her face for the “hideous snake monster”. Maybe, maybe it’s that Jade.

Oh jeez. Way to put Callie on the spot here. 

Oh wait. We never actually did see Typheus did we? Like, not in person or anything. Only hints vi internet icons.

Ok, that’s a valid reason to stop.

Alright. What now? Who has the question? Go Back to John’s story please.

So what, John really needed to save the fireflies here? I mean, sure he can do it. But it understandably more of an afterthought than the main focus given the situation.

His Face!! Look at how adorable that face is. So Cute!!!

Where is that oil oozing from anyway?

Actually, I don’t want to know.

Or the shitty oil clogging up the pipes. That works too.

The monster guarding the organ? Yeah, that is a big problem.

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Yeah, the Monster Organ Pipe Castle still hasn’t really been explained here.  Like, what even is the point of that? (other than cause oils and fires everywhere)

Hey look, it was Just Explained. Thanks Homestuck.