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Listen, I might not like her. But her reflexively kicking a vampire in the face is perfect.

Honestly, I was over here thinking those three were bridge trolls or something. But seeing how Davey has an entourage of vampires as well, his influence knows no bounds.

You think he ever set up play-dates between Cody and these three?

given everything happening….yeah, you asked for you.

Do people only become cops in this town just for a chance to get fucked by a vampire? Because even with the obvious Gorilla warning that shady people are still fucking shady, there are others who still want to sleep with the undead. 

ok, this is really cool. Like, that is one) beautiful art. two) a kickass way to represent how Dave is connected to Cody. Because that isn’t even his own heart beating, but a second one.

It really hard to think with the sparkle seduction entourage just stripping back there, but you know what? I think it is because of the weirdos that Dave has his mind doesn’t go to magician when he hears “personal handcuffs”

Jegus they ain’t hiding the corruption here, are they? I guess the whole force knows he’s a vampire.

Boo! Show Us The Head Squish!

you ballsy motherfucker you ballsy motherfucker you ballsy motherfucker you

YOU BALLSY MOTHERFUCKER I WAS FUCKING RIGHT!?!?!

ok, see, I was with you Dr. Gorilla Man, but then you had to cast darkness at the end there and it is now leaving me uneasy.

I…I have a need to put logic into the things I see. But sometimes, sometimes I just have to let it go.

YOU CAN’T DO THIS SHIT TO ME MORRISON!!

HE EVEN HAS THE SAME SCAR ON HIS FACE, GAH MY HEART IS OVERLOADED WITH FEELZ!!!

I know, this is super serious in context. But if you are telling me the cop wore an actually pointy hook with his Super Kid-Friendly Vampire Mascot then we have a problem here.

Stephen threw the sticks to keep the hook from hitting the dogs. Oh, this pure sweet dumb boy I want to adopt him.

Now the real lie here, is the fact that the hook comes off.