Dave, stfu. It can use better human examples and it will still work out well.

Like A) The “map” wasn’t a check, but those old bank bonds like at the end of Holes.

And B) have the check be filled with old pirate clothes. Still historical, just not worth much to a kid.

Boom. Improved it. Take that Dave ya wanker.

Look at that. Karkat and Terezi giving important inspirational mind-blown quotes. They are obviously perfect together. Because they are so cool and inspirational. Obviously.

But In-Fiction Kanaya calling this out speaks to me, because someone still has to be the voice of reason.