My, Heart. Like, My Heart! Like…WOW Dave really thought long and hard about this.

And Hussie fucking scammed everyone who’s first pull into Homestuck was “ha ha 13 year olds swear and call each other gay look how edgy it is” into reading this.

That is also a huge ass part in this. The Gay is not within him, so this endeavor is all for not.

And also I too did forget to factor in John not being gay as a reason for them not black-dating. I just took it as “yeah, it wouldn’t work out”