Congrats, you found Excalibur, the sword found in water.

Word on the street is, it is pretty shitty.

God I will never get tired of this artwork. Look at it, so calm and beautiful and Bro is just floating along to join them.

God they’re so pure. Look at them! She has a bubble around her head like a halo.

And now the thrilling conclusion! (hopefully)

Cucumber and
Nautilus are reaching the Slplashmaster’s lair. King Kelp is a joy to
have in our lives. Peridot still has trouble dealing with emotions like
“crushes” and “friendship”. And we dealt with the “Big Lip Alligator
Moment” that is Star Fox: Space Crusader.

Well, time for a rescue!

Part 338 End

That is going to end it for me. John arrived in the most anti-climatic way of just….being there. Which tracks with his powers, but I still expected more pizzazz when he arrived. And he arrived like the lord Jegus has returned.

Roxy just immediately zipped to Rose, and Rose hugged her back! And called her “My Roxy!” I know that it was to cover up saying “my mom” but still! It was precious!!

And Vriska thanking John for snapping her out of a bad decision, and also the life thing. That was great, and she did also grow and mature living. And I guess she was the first to say Hi to John because everyone else was so shocked that he actually arrived.

Dave and John can be best bros again. And now Karkat is in the mix! This makes me so happy, because they are all good boys!

John is just so accepting to everyone, talks to everyone. Tells Jake they can talk privately later to make him feel comfortable.

There is still something with that stupid dragon I just know it, but Terezi won’t say it.

Now they just got to snap Jade and Jane out of it and wait for Dirk to come, and the whole gang will be together at last.

John missed Dave’s over-explaining metaphors, and Dave missed John’s excitement. Let them enjoy themselves.

Let’s see so that’s….Jack and PM, Crazy 8-Bal Jack, Slick, and Dirk. Plus probably The Condense. Yay, villains.

And that is on John’s end. Who knows what everyone else had to deal with.

Who cares about our previous selves!? As long as we are together, everything will be fine!

As you should! But at least you managed to understand this AFTER He Died

Yeah…you were always sort of the Retcon version of him.

HE REMEMBERED DAVE SPRITE!

FINALLY SOMEONE REMEMBERS!

When Leader Vriska says no, she means it.

And they forgot about Dave Sprite. (Why do people always forget about Dave Sprite?)

((John has a pass for forgetting about Dave Sprite because he doesn’t know that Dave Sprite is dead in this new retcon))

Praise Be John, the Nerdy Hypergod of the Universe!

So this is the Second Coming of John?

John remembers what those powers did before. He was there when they were in use.

There was a board game called “Don’t Wake Daddy” and now we present you with the sequel: “Don’t Wake Doggy.”

Teen Nanna! I fucking love that name. A glorious name to behold.

Hey Jade. Good Dog. Don’t wake up evil ok?