I’m just trying to figure out how this kid isn’t in trouble yet. Whatever, grab the game and run!
Tag: act 1
you have indeed aided the cause
Time to eat cake or die trying
I’m giving up trying to give this game logic. It’s like the “Alice in Wonderland” of the internet. You just gotta go with it
So I try to leave, and dad has a pie ready to throw. When will the pastry madness end!
I picked Abjure, and its dad giving out cake.
Damn it dude, how many cakes do you have
Shit John is taking no prisoners
Oh so NOW i get to be interactive. OK then. Time to beat the shit out of dad!
Let’s go with Aggrieve. I get the feeling that is the attack
Alright, I have no idea how someone uses Strife as a move, but I guess I am going to find out.
Even without eyes he can see though bullshit
Wish me luck clown servant, I am going in
Yep, can’t break and enter into your own home John. Looks like you have to interact with people now
damn it, when will the clowns end???
yeah, and while you’re at it, why don’t you crap in his car seat too you prepubescent butthole
First I took a dump on my desk, then I am shitting in the mailbox. When will it end John?
I WAS FUCKING KIDDING
First I took a dump on my desk, then I am shitting in the mailbox. When will it end John?
This is a long game and I still haven’t gotten anywhere
No one reads the texts. I mean, I did, and even I didn’t read the text
Huh, it was animation. Low-key animation, but still animation. interesting
so the next command has music in it. Ok. I am ready for this
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