Tag: act 1

RIP birthday clown. You will not be missed.

why. There are other things you can grab besides those creepy monsters

Did I not call this like 5 seconds ago?

feed it to the clown

So in order to talk to anyone again, I either need to touch the blue raspberry  cylinder or hit something with flying shrapnel, lovely.

And what card?

Blue nuclear rod. Matches well with carpet and the blue floating atom bomb

So risk total annihilation just for some more in-game cash. Because what the fuck else would Cruxite be?

probably because they all died at this point

yeah, maybe we should have read the rules first before dooming the planet? Because there is no reset in real life (unless you’re in Undertale but that is a different thing entirely)

Congratulations John, you just created an atom bomb. I hope you are proud of yourself.

Also, SBURBS people, who the fuck green-lit this game?

Alright! Right Twice! Now time to see John break the world

either he is too weak and can’t do it, or it’s a spring and the sledgehammer gets shoved into the ceiling

Can’t wait for Dad to see the house renovations!

But onto the important things

So idk if this is important, but TT apparently lives on the east cost of what I am assuming America. So if the sun set there, it sets in all of the US, which I am also assuming is where John lives.

And we just saw the sun like, what, high noon 10 minutes ago in game time?

So unless I am wrong and TT lives on the other side of the planet something is up

Hey John. I know you’re 13, but there is this thing called “tact” maybe you want to look that up sometime soon

ride your way to freedom John.

this is like one of those “hey anyone who hasn’t seen X explain this” except that *nobody* can actually explain it

gonna save it as my desktop image

So we either punt the clown to space or crush it to smithereens. Either way, I am all in

that is a mood I will be saving

how I fix my problems