
you are sure living up to your name, Tentacle Therapist

you are sure living up to your name, Tentacle Therapist

And for my next trick, I’m going to create a chimera!
I just need a volunteer and a dog

you better delete that before your dad gets back unless you want him to stalk your internet life

The only acceptable jobs I have for this man are “Circus” and “Eye Doctor” no exceptions

In the age of the internet, of course there would be a chatroom on business attire

same with the plot


Look all I’m saying is that they better get rid of the clowns before I can fully accept them

Stop doing that. Sims your own house or something

awww, what a happy little bean

no body puts Johnny in the corner
except myself

I gotta wonder how many people actually know the different types of data structures when reading this thing for the first time, or if they assumed that Hussie just has a thing for plants

looks like we get to face Dad in round two.
Hey, someone just told me that the reason Homestuck has the commands like “go to kitchen” and “clean ashes” is because when it was originally written Hussie gave people a chance to tell John what to do and he would write it into the story
Which means that there was at least ONE person who said that they wanted John to shit on the desk AND the mailbox which fills me with unfathomable rage

1) isn’t server/client relationships a bitch?
2) it better not be in Dad’s cake

So Cache is just memory storage of things you went to before, so the computer can get to it faster
Grist Cache is apparently where I store my magic D&D dice because where else would I put them

Hey John, maybe you want to stop them from treating your house like a plaything. I’m just saying

same John. Same

Hello giant stapler. Welcome to my room, we just renovated

I’m afraid