Holy shit, John’s so scared his outline actually turned pale
At least you have a cower buddy to comfort you
Holy shit, John’s so scared his outline actually turned pale
Look at this dweeb. He wants to be a wizard instead. I support him
NOT A BALLOON NOT A BALLOON
And he took your ancient joke book? Rude
Does this place have a sun, or is that a bullshit clown balloon?
Well I guess it’s good you’re proficient with hammers. Otherwise Pogo Boy would have been useless.
Also, the Imp cowering behind the bed. Yeah…he knows what’s coming
Can we name it The Springer? Every weapon needs a name
I can’t tell if the question marks is because there is no time when John is located at, if Cassandra is being protected by high level internet security, or if Hussie really didn’t give a shit on timing the chat logs
don’t “<3″ him when you know he’s going to be attacked by troll monsters.
no. Bullshit. There is no way John is in the Fucking Matrix run by the Ringling Brothers here
Yeah, that’s not a vague and unsatisfying explanation at all
so…you dreamt about the meteor as a prophecy foretelling dream, thought it was real and freaked out. If I was in your position I would too
way to dodge the question there Cassandra
The end of Act 2
Yeah, like, I don’t know, maybe that she family created the game, or that she caused the apocolypse, or that she’s the reason you’re trapped in computer hell. Just maybe
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