
honestly, be any other guy

honestly, be any other guy


This is less Neo and more Chuck Norris

Like there is any other way

what the fuck…
why did you leave a batarang on the fridge…why is this written as a hostage note….why didn’t you bring Cal yourself….how long have you been planning what ever bullshit you have been doing…..
In summery, fuck you

oh god, there’s more

I mean, that already happened Rose.

Which is worse: puppet sex rap or puppet sex sonnet?

And Dave is now back to the present, or at least closer to it

Famous last words: Fuck these puppets


Glad you are now filled with murderous puppet rage. Time to go killing


How many puppets does one man need to fuck?
oh god, is Dave buried in already-used puppets?

Be afraid



Fucking puppet abuse




so dramatic for a scene I have
no idea what going on

At this point I’m expecting the clown from It to pop up now


What is this, your brother’s bullshit initiation?

yeah, the puppet protection castle to get away from this nonsense

are you sure? You are a fucking horror movie character right now

…a floating table??



And see Cal about to claw your face off.