
Alternate Dave has no fucks to give. They all died out in his timeline

Alternate Dave has no fucks to give. They all died out in his timeline

“Juice-stained” – Are you sure about that?

And we have done it. After -what? – a month of time shenanigans we have finally reached act 4. So this is a great place to end it for this session.
As an overview of the Intermission, the time stuff went on LONG. Longer than what I would expect. It was clever to see all the different ways Hussie thought of time powers. (But that fucking guy in an oven is such a dumbass). The best part has to be Slick. He can be silly sometimes, but he has this cool attitude to everything, ready to do what it takes for his business.
That violence, was pretty graphic and great. Was Homestuck meant for kids?
I also love this rivalry he has against Snowman. How they absolutely want to kill each other. Fuck, what she did to Slick at the end, bleeding and trapped in the safe, with all of his friends just scattered everywhere, doesn’t that just tear at you.
I have no idea how he is related to the trolls. And yeah, Candy Corn there is a troll, he looks like a knock-off halloween toy, come on. But this does bring up questions on my clown theory, because I thought for sure he gets corrupted to be clowns. But what if it was an alternate them in John’s dimension, and the Midnight Crew in a different one? That could also be a possibility, but I don;t want to give up my theory just yet.
Also, we have yet to see Lord English. I really want to see him. I have a vision that he looks sort of like Jade’s Grandpa for some reason. Probably the mustache and glasses. I really want to see him, so I can make fun of him in his face


HUZZAH!

Wait…Intermission? Not transmission, intermission? oh my gOD DID I REACH THE END?!?!!!!

Everything I am doing is always a waste of time. But oddly enough, I like this drawing of him better than the other drawing

Hello, emo candy corn. Take your ghost lobster and just leave please

We aren’t jumping into Trolls territory are we? How long is this Intermission for damn it

God, he isn’t going to write his last will and testament here, is he?

GET…ME…A…DOCTOR…

You know this guy??? How???

And why does he have Audrey II and TV monitors exactly like these in his room?

greaaaaaaat…….more tv screens of the timelines….

More ink and Blood. Hopefully there is some medical supplies down there

Will this be the same as Desert Guy’s secret bunker?


Fuck Off

Yes! Let see what this thing gets

Damn it. It is another Dave Comic

Take that Bitch! Nothing can stop the power of 8-bit graphics!

Wait, are you trying to get your Barcode Tattoo back? Fucking do it man