I’m trying to see a hat, but all I see is a giant gaping hole on a snowy mountain.

I’m Black Jack over there, just trying to process what the fuck has just happened as this guy Hoedown Stomps

…If you were going to put the hat out, why set it on fire in the first place???

Well look at it this way, at least you don’t have to wear your hat anymore

Oh shit! John’s Dad is a sadistic bastard

Finally, I get to see someone punch a clown in the face

What are you, Jaws now?

While that wasn’t very knife to say, it was pretty funny

It’s Shanking Time!

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First Thought: Jesus Christ How Could You?!

Second Thought: Oh You’re a Dick, that’s how

Third Thought: How the fuck do you not know his name by now?

First Thought: Jesus Christ How Could You?!

Second Thought: Oh You’re a Dick, that’s how

Listen, my boss works as a college administrator, rides a segway, and is super ripped because he was a competitive body builder. I will never get tired of the idea of a business man that can fight like nobody’s business

I have nothing to add here. This is the best thing Hussie has ever written, and it is going in the quote book

Holy Fuck Yes, CLOWN BOSS BATTLE!!!

Hussie…could I at least get a warning when Strobe Lights appear? I’m too tired for this shit

I have arisen, after a LONG ass day of work and a few hours to chill. So now let’s chill even further and see where this day’s shenanigans take us

I want to know who got whopped

Alright, going to end it here for the night.

Still the Desert Trio Shinnanagans. I have no idea what Safety Man meant with Post Lady, and I am afraid to find out. Desert Mayor has his hands full with explosions there.

Present Jade is stuck and I have no idea what the hell she is going to do.

But Past Jade is so adorable!!! I’m glad that my first intro to her Grandpa was him fucking obliterating a butterfly, but this was the start of their friendship. It was because John’s present that got sent to the past that made her realize her hobbies and started her search to find her friends! I love romanticizing friendships like this. It’s like it was meant to be.

John picks out the best presents

Aw, young innocent Jade. I guess this was before you see into the future dream clouds huh?

You deserve all of the happiness in the world

He signed it with his chat handle so that was how Jade knew how to find him!