And leave the babies to their fate I guess

I’m guessing it’s a no then. I guess John doesn’t want to hurt the items that the babies have, but you would think that John would take the items away before they get shipped

So I was right, Candy Corn confirmed it. John is going to give his rabbit away to the rest of the kids, which is why they had the rabbits to give back to john in the first place.

So were they just shipped out with the rabbits then?

Way to show your enthusiasm there John

At least the babies will enjoy the kitty

Part 82

Alright, time to see how much Candy Corn likes speaking in a linear fashion

( It was on that day, many Dave x Rose shippers cried out in agony as their ship sank out at sea. )

I mean…..not to be that guy but to be that guy…..they could still ship them…..

But that would be impossible since we know that key-smashing = gay from the last ask, and Dave slept key-smashed.

( “The can ruse was a distaction” is a quote from SB&HJ. John is memeing at Karkat (notice his misspelling of “distraction”). That’s why he said nevermind, Karkat has no understanding of what he’s referencing and John wasn’t going to explain Dave’s weird comic to him )

Ah. I should just read these comics I guess, because apparently Dave sees these comics in his visions and is using them to future tell as memes. Maybe, eventually.

( I’m not sure the chalk dust thing was a case of ‘no one got it’ so much as it never really turned up as important so it was never mentioned as such. )

Yeah I see your point. Maybe it would have been better to let Rose investigate the water and see that it was chalk? Regardless, you are right that it doesn’t matter to the overall plot.

( CG keysmashes. Conclusion: CG is an gay. This is my only evidence. No I don’t take constructive criticism )

Do you take add-ons? Because if keysmashing is for the gay, that means that Dave must also be an gay too since he did it too. Like maybe Dave is a sleeper gay since he did it in his sleep

( You did understand who the aristocratic southern Colonel/legendary humorist and wicked pastry baroness were, right? )

Yes. I’m pretty sure that the Baroness was Betty Crocker, and the KFC guy was the guy from the book, Colonel Sassacre. So this means that jokes and baking are a part of John’s history

Part 81 End

That’s it. I’m Done. I’m Hungry. So calling it here.

The kids and their parents were delivered by the Superman Delivery System. When a meteor crashes someone has to die, whether on impact or as the aftermath (looking at you baby Harley). And whatever they crash, that kid gets an interest in that thing.

Nanna crashed into a bakery, so she is interested in baking. Harley crashes into a dog house, so he likes dogs and adventure. John crashes into a joke shop, like jokes. Dave crashes into a record store, likes music.

And I guess all of the SBURB players have to do the same thing, seriously, why would they do this. Poor Trolls.

DD is the one that is screwed with the dog, which probably killed/injured DD because he is evil, and that is why Judge was scared of the dog.

So much information, got to love this lore/backstory

You bastard. You did science experiments on a dog! Fuck you

Why is the default like this? well, good thing it is crashing on earth to make an island. But does this mean that Jade can get another item when the flower blooms?