I think what kills me the most is that the Adults were probably researching this their entire lives. Like “Where did the meteor come from?” “Why is there a baby in here” “Who is responsible for this”
and after they are done investigation John comes up behind them and is the cause of everything without them realizing
ugh my head….
SO
To avoid paradoxes you can’t have just 1 person, otherwise it will be an exact copy of said person
So by having at least 4 genetic samples the machine (whatever the hell it is) can mix and match safely to create new genetic variations of said people
thus creating the 4 of them
So are they all technically siblings, or what?
oh god are you making babies?
And apparently awakens the machine
good job John, what are you going to do now
Here’s Nuke Jetson
gotta collect that genetic code like pokemon y’all
Look there is baby Rose with her own trash rabbit! How adorable
But how did you get to the hills already? Teleportation??
And this is what pushes your investigations. Makes sense
What the Fuck
Uhhhh did it kill Rose’s Mom?
Why are the meteors giving birth….
And this is why you kept that book locked in a safe as a treasured item. Because it was the only thing left from his mother’s death
Hussie, Fucking Rude how dare you
Literally 10 days before they both avoided death by meteor
And now you are having one kill this guys business and mom?
I knew it! They are all tied together!!!
So Gramps had his meteor destroy his factory. He calls in Rose’s Mom to research it, where she meets John’s Dad who also started to investigate the meteors
oh come on! He just built up that store with his own hands! Can’t a guy catch a break
get that target out of the way! I wanna see baby Rose’s face!!!
Look at that shop! With Nannasprite’s ghost face looking out
you know what? John wasn’t too far with his initial idea of his dad making a living as a jester/juggler.
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