Tag: act4

Harley, why are you so weird. And why did you think of a present for a person you never even met?

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!

This rude ass mother fucker uses Jade’s present that isn’t hers.

Is it Harley? Because he said adventure, and knows boonbucks. I don’t know

No Jade. It isn’t great. You’re DEAD!

Heh, it’s a Dear John Letter, for real this time…..because Jade really did leave….

I swear to god if this is nothing but a letter after almost a year’s worth of hype for this box I will punt a chihuahua cross country

Oh god. How does she feel?

That box is basically what destroyed her home and life.

And now it is over, just her and the consequences

Yeah, at this point, I would also just shove it to him too.

She Finally Delivers It! She went through Hell, but she did it!

Oh Shit John sees this. Oh shit What will John think, he just woke up. All he knows is that his friend is dead

I guess he doesn’t see the value in that box. Thank god for that, because I am sure whatever it is (the rabbit) it will be a game changer

Don’t go fucking Thanos on me you twat

Holy fuck this is the most badass thing I have seen

Because she isn’t a hero. She isn’t like the kids, she doesn’t have special abilities and weapons and other science bullshit. She just delivers mail.

AND YET here she is, fucking staring down at a genocidal maniac who can kill her without hesitation, because she is on a duty to fulfill her mission.

God she is a legend

Wait, you actually gave him the crown? You actually did that!?!?

oh fuck she wasn’t delivering mail

she was delivering vengeance

Oh Fuck, she killed a man. And told Jack to Fuck off.

She is a badass

Is this how Space Cop landed on Earth?

That is the face of someone who has seen dead

she never even made it to the king.

The ship crashed onto earth.

She chooses to wear tattered rags she weaved together than her blood-covered clothes

And she will wander alone until her rags are bleached white

Oh geez, what other heart breaking thing are you showing me now?

You know what to do John. You can’t let Jack get his hands on that ring!