So before I get into the next
session, I have decided to do an extensive look into the last few videos that I
saw because OH BOY there was a lot to discuss in there. Hell, I didn’t even now
that the video was 14 Minutes Long because I was so absorbed into in.

So after a careful rewatched, here
is what I got from last time. (please bear with me, I tried to put my thoughts
in the most cohesive was I can but it is long as fuck)

(I also use a lot of pictures to prove my point, so prepare for that too)

First, I never fucking meant for the
shaving cream to actually hit. I mean, I hoped and dreamed, but that was to hit
Jack not Jade! Y’all are just mean.

[S] Cascade

To point out the title, in
programming, to cascade is where you can call multiple methods on the same
object at the same time. So, literally all of these events and stories are
happening at the same time of one thing – The Scratch.

K
so it looked like what Scratch said about of the boys needing a sword is
bullshit, because John is doing just fine scratching the disc with the SBURB
needle cutter thing, that cut the power cylinders.

John did good. Scratch complete.
Just like Dave’s Fucking Shirt!!!

Why
the hell is the Shadow Dark God there? It is just…watching. How did you even
get down there??

I mean, later on we get to see what
the Dark God looks like up close. I too would be like Dave and try to do
anything I can to look away. At least they also get nuked.

So that beginning out of the way, let’s get this heavy piece of information out of the way.

The
Scratch literally had nothing to do with Jack going into the Troll Verse. It
was Jade, all Jade.

Jack hated frogs, and the universe
is a Frog, so he wants to kill the universe (multiverse, etc). But he couldn’t,
because Jade was alive. As long as she lived, the universe was safe. Because
killing the universe would mean that Jack would kill Jade.

But with Jade dead, it was all free
game.

Hence the red lines I saw from
before just tearing up the place. I thought they would be more…nicer, than what
was actually going on.

But before he goes off on his murder
spree, it was nice of Jack to place Jade in the god bed before going off to
destroy everything.

Does that excuse anything he did?
Hell Fucking No. But this is a sign of respect, where Jack spent so much time
with Jade that the feelings of Bec really did consume him to caring for her, in
whatever way he could. Which was not killing everything until she died.

So
here he is, to go into the Frog Shrine (the same one where Bec was created) to
lock himself into the flower.

And
course the flower that jack was in was old and rotten. He literally is Cancer.

But
it was also the same meteor that crashed landed millions of years ago to create
Jade’s Island. So Jack still was by Jade while she grew up. I have mixed
feelings about that.

Then
we zoom to the future where Future Jack launches his attack and Current Jack
now awakens.

Rotten
flower blooms of death

And
Jack murders people. That Guy basically amounted to nothing. Unless that notebook he
has was another DNA codebook, and somehow managed to last and survive into the
new dimension world, then maybe he had a point. Maybe. 

This
part was especially cruel, because Mayor was afraid of Jack, was spared by Jack
on a whim.

Only to be killed later on.

Because the Scratch isn’t what
caused Jack to go into the Troll-Verse. It was Jack all along. He needed the
radioactive power crystal to give him enough energy to break out of the Frog
and outside of its universe.

See,
this machine would teleport a person either into the frog, into the future
universe after the frog, or into the universe before the frog.

And
we all know what happened then.

So let’s move on to the bomb, in all of its glory.

And you see the bomb like dripping
away to hatch out a chemistry set. It was gross watching it melt away.

And these tubes have to be the
universes of the Humans and the Trolls, right? Because 1) When we were zooming
in/out before the start of Act 5.2 (you know, when I kept yelling at space) we
zoomed out of red and into blue. Matches the two universes that Sollux saw with
his eyes, etc etc.

2) We zoom into Red – We see Earth,
Zoom into Blue – We see Alternia.

So the bomb is like the ultimate
kill switch where it will kill Both universe at once, or activates when both
universes die, either way.

How did the Troll’s Universe Die? Well we see Spades shoot Snowman.

Which
is badass because Spades knows that killing her kills the universe and he gives
no shits here.

Pierces
through her heart, the heart of the universe, and there is one universe down.
Scratch was fucking right, his shitty gun with one bullet was what was needed
to

kill
everything.

See? Both universe die, so the bomb
is going to work.

I have
to wonder though, if the Former Black Queen was forced into this life of
immortality like how Scratch and English is going to force Ancestor Feferi and
Aradia. 

So
the beds are slightly confusing to me, because the rules weren’t exactly what
we thought it was before. So Original Idea: You die on the bed, get revived in
your dream body. That was what happened to John.

But
Witch Jade, she was already dead

so either as long as you put the
physical dead body on the dream bed, then you are still awaken to your Dream
Body.

(will
talk about you in depth later, but this does explain Hussie Cosplay choice from
before)

But then you have Dave and Rose, who
were already in their dream bodies. (Jack killing Dave and Rose before)

Here
they are floating in Cthulhu space.

And
inside their own moons were more beds. Again, they are already in dream bodies
when they reach here.

So my ideas is this: because Scratch
said that there were two ways to become gods, but both require you to die on a
bed.

You either find the bed on the
planet in your physical form, “sleep” there by dying and awaken to god powers
in ultimate dream body.

Or, you are asleep in Dream Body
with no Physical Body. Dream Body is your only body. You find the Dream Beds on
your Dream Moon in your Dream Body. And you die “awake” and revive to be gods.

And the reason you need your Dream
Body, no matter what oath you take? Because it is everyone’s dream to be a god.

And can I just say how it is cool that the Prospit Kids became gods in the same way, and the Durse Kids because gods in a different way. I just like that.

Now let’s talk about Jade’s path to
godhood.

The
only reason why her path on the planet bed worked was because of Jadesprite.
Her Dream Body was still technically alive, because it got revived. If it didn’t,
Jade would have died. So reviving herself was the best choice. 

Which gives me questions. Because
now Jade literally has all the knowledge of the game from the sprite, all the
powers of space from her dog, and has fused back with her other formerly-dead Dream
Self. So, does she still have her Dream-Self memories? Does she remember
talking with Davesprite, how she felt/what she saw while dead?

But
now, she has the powers of all of fucking space. That is adorably frightening. 

Yeah, I would be shocked too. Also,
Jade just sort of left him there.

There
she goes on the ship, but Dave is just still there. Not even going to bother to
join up I guess. Or Float fast to reach her. And Jade doesn’t even think about,
grabbing him as she leaves. Just, thanks for leaving him behind Jade. Not
everyone is a super god like you.

Sure
she is still saving him by picking up the planet, but shouldn’t he at least be
given like crew status on your Space-breaking ship?

See?
She teleported John to the ship!!!! Davesprite got screwed.

I
love her being able to gather up all the planets by shrinking them, as a Witch
of literal Space and have them around her. But more importantly because it just
destroys Scratch’s shitty doily and I love that.

I also love how the buildings are still there.
Like, making the planets look like giant lollipops.

But
Jade creating the 4^th wall panel for them to bust through was
beautifully done. And so clever, because they are literally jumping together to
reach the other side before the reset happens, so they can still keep their
memories. Back to before the beginning.

And
they bust through in the exact same panel and spot that Ancient Aradia was
beating the chair on.

Now For Something Completely Different

ok,
I get that Gamzee was important in making

nightmares
come true

In making Cal. And that the creation of
Jade-Sprite did literally change the world with God-Jade. But I don’t think
that Gamzee is the most important character, at least not in reference. Like,
what he has red and blue antennas in his head for a good signal in the
computer? Naw, the “most important character” Hussie is talking about has to be
Cal. Or English? Is there really a difference? Because Cal because Scratch and…sort
of…Evolved to Lord English.

Because he is talking to Scratch.
Last Words are “oh yeah? AND JUST WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING IS IT that we
motherfuckin are?”

Scratch: “S u c k e r s”

So Cal really was the evil villain
we made along the way.

With
the heat-death of the universe from The Tumor Bomb finally blowing up, English makes his entrance, and Dave & Rose
become Gods. But it now looks like the “green sun larger than two universes” was
actually the combined destruction of both of their universes merged into one. Who knew.

I
mean, that Explains how Rose and Dave reached Aradia at the Green Sun. They
were just

waiting
for the right time.

Gang found the signal (Gamzee was
manipulated by the puppet can’t tell me otherwise) time to blast off!

I
think that the reason Sollux was able to psychic power his way to the green sun
was because of this Sollux

One
of Sollux’s dead bodies was already there, and acted like a beacon for the
other Sollux to latch himself onto to drag them to the green sun.

Of Course, this means that history I guess repeats itself. Sollux
died pushing himself as the helmsman like his ancestor. And when he died, the
time bubble shit didn’t work as well for him since they were at The Scratch
Event. 

So Sollux’s body was thrown back in space by Aradia to help
with leading the trolls there. That was why he was binary in black and white,
from this moment.

They
were both blind so Karkat had to point them in the right direction, that’s
funny.

Now let’s move on to PM

Can you imagine being her right now?
She was forced to go into this quest by Jack when he was the beady like secretary.
She completed her for Jack for the rabbit package at the cost of basically
fucking the white kingdom (in her mind). And now she faces him again after
years in exile in yet another form.

Watching him kill her friends.

Safety
man deserves better.

And
she drags Mayor out as Jack destroys yet another world she lives in.

But
then she finds the ring, and

Time
to Fuck Jack Up!!!

But
look at that, she took his body. She took his body with her. The power in that
right was so great because of Jade that it automatically teleported her to the
place she needed to be. Because I doubt that she would have taking the body
back inside the machine after pulling Mayor out.

So that is the end of Cascade, leaving behind basically a burning universe for the hope of another chance.

[S]  Begin Intermission 2

So this was the rise/creation of  Lord English. If you haven’t seen my video, boy do I have thoughts on him.

Scratch was a literal fucking host. God that made me so mad.
No wonder you had to die, like some messed up parasite.

I still can’t tell if that is supposed to be a roulette wheel
or a pool stick or what, but it gaudy enough to match your trash style.

Because thank god you needed you aesthetics of stealing
Hussie’s robe he stole from you. Other wise Team Human might not have busted
through. 

But look at this guy? I am supposed
to be afraid of him?? He looks like a snapper turtle who got cooked in his
shell.

He looks like someone tried to make
a shrunken skull of a Namekian while on the Namekian.

He looks like if a human and a
spider alien tried to make a relationship work, but then when they saw the
child, they just left him in the woods and agree to never call each other
again.

I
mean, the comic was going on about how terrifying he is. And maybe his power is
terrifying…… but
his head hatched into that of a puppet head that got a seaweed facial that
somehow melded into his skin so he is perma-green.

He is like if a puppet got Hulk
powers, but has so many health issues you can’t even begin to think of a
treatment to help him.

It’s just, it is hard to take him so
seriously when I can make so many jokes about him. 

[S]
Act 6

There isn’t much to say about this video. They are in an alternate dimension. This is if the roles of the kids and the adults got switched around.

Jane Crocker has to be like the granddaughter of John. And it even looks like she has some items from the other dimension too

I see that shitty ink stain, you can never disappear can you? Not even in another dimension.

It looks like the kids in adult form also took on adult roles. Alternate-Rose is another genetic scientist that is studying the 4th wall.

Alternate Dave actually because a popular comic artist. Good for him, I hope this Dave has a better life.

I have to wonder if the god-tadpole they made is still in the volcano.

And the who galaxy is in her eyes. So idk if that means that the new universe is within her, or if she is just seeing space right now.

But I am more intrigued in this set up. She has a Troll Exile. Or at least type in Alternia. And the symbol is the doctor Hippocratic oath stuff. And it is a troll because

Troll Hands.

So yeah…that was all of my in-depth look at the videos I saw yesterday.

the sound of many rad bros crying

Uh….is that Hussie or English snapping, I can’t tell. But the mood is the same.

Well……this is fucking great……

Why does that not surprise me?

I want to say…time shenanigans