
Yep…cat meet book.

Yep…cat meet book.

oh god, I think I just found out how Jaspers died.

Holy Fuck, a literal cat fight??? That is somehow normal and mundane in this comic. (which makes it exotic)

Uh…hi God-Cat. You aren’t going to start shit in my house here are you??

oh hey, I learned a new vocab word today. Madrigogs = mad rigors.

That is the look of someone about to do science!

It’s got to be fun having a teleport gun.

Yes, steal the book. Steal the book and end up saving it from doom by almost destroying it at your house.

Oh this makes sense. She used the Kyle-Speak of “there is a BLANK %” joke because she was just talking to Kyle, so it was fresh on her mind.

Right, time to steal a book. And saving that book from a fiery death

oh the joys of messing with a 13 year old computer.

If Roxy wasn’t going to call him out, I was.

Roxy puts it in such a beautiful way, such elegance that not even Eridan can match.

Propose with a bouquet of ironic horses and robots.

Well….Equius was the client for Aradia (they kissed)
Karkat was the client for Terezi (they kissed)
No kissing for any of the Beta-Humans (outside of death resurrections)
So it is a hit or miss here. Good luck with that

Better to confess when they are both alive in the game instead of one of them being almost dead.

You mean the bystanders that were around you when you and Jake high-fived in the bleachers?

And thus, Kyle’s alternate version of Hamilton’s “You’ll Be Back” has summoned the Lava to burst forth.

Jake may be in a harem anime, but Dirk&Kyle sure the hell isn’t. They are going to do it their way

Dirk ain’t no chicken, or Dove as those are what is in his room. He is going to cut right into the heart of the issue and just outright say it.