Shit is going down so hard that In the thoroughs of how banana it is, it will summon King Kong for all them mashy fruit goodness.

So by this point in the conversation, Jane said she will believe anything Roxy tells her. So Roxy is actually stalling for time to think about how to stop the fake game exploding, not trying to think of a thing to say.

STRIDER SEES ALL

That is a good way to stall for time.

Between my friend about to explode, my friend about to ask my friend out, and my friend’s heart breaking because my friend asked my friend out, I am haggard here. 

Listen, unless Jake is down with poly, there can be only one. And if the volcano prophecy was true there might not be that.

Ah yes, making jokes at the expense of your almost exploded friend’s expense. lovely.

Roxy, what you are doing is shitty. I hope you realize that

heh, you talking about the bot line to a bot

And here we see a drunk person regret their mistake.

But you are the best pair of glasses that I know and love.

Yeah, I am sure I saw that episode. Where you got angry and disable the easy mode on the bro-bot.

Because those feelings weren’t really his own, since they were just imported to him. And since it was all programmed, it is hard to determined which was his starting point and which were the ones he developed.

AI Philosophies are hard.

So since you were flirting with Roxy, does that make Dirk bi if that was his former feelings? Do you still have real feelings with Roxy?

I am going to assume yes until proven otherwise.

Even Kyle can’t control his own computer tendencies.

now I could continue previously. But I am tired, and I don’t want to.

Actually with 2 ineligible bachelors. Remember, the only true match is with Jake

Uh…the glasses are a bit…ominous here.

Alright, time to see Roxy realizing her mistake and trying to do something to fix it, all while drunk.