
….throw the glasses into the sprite. Free him from his glasses prison.

….throw the glasses into the sprite. Free him from his glasses prison.

God……did Hal fucking fall in love with Dirk?
Is Hal trying to corner Dirk like how Dirk is trying to corner Jake?

This is some weird family drama right here.

Really? Are you really going to try and corner Dirk in the hat-pile with this? Dirk is ready way too much into this, I agree, but Roxy still needs help.

Again, siding with Hal here. You guys are way too focused on “irony” and the “secret layers”

I mean, fair. So what does Hal want by doing this? (wow, it feels weird to type hal instead of Kyle)

What’s wrong with Hal having some little “me time” here?

I was on that track over 1000 pages ago.

Holy Shit, Hal is trying to Moirail Dirk?? That, how does it feel that the clone of yourself loves you romantically?

Wait…what? You aren’t even wearing Hal?

He was asking himself for relationship advice. Oh man.

Wait, is he using his not-used sprite as a fucking radio tower??

Yeah, pinning over Jake. I’m busy trying to die correctly, so get his ass up here.

Oh look. He’s able to change it up. How nice.

Maybe he wants his own responder? Ever thought of that Roxy?

We all need a moment to appreciate this sentence.

This is truly a tragedy for all of us.
With a heavy heart, I must now retire the name Kyle.
He is Hal now. And should be respected as such.

Responder Responder? Wait, did Kyle fucking make his own responder?

Is it part of Kyle’s instructions to not reveal himself until others call him out on it?

Maybe it is time to just, move in to a better looking house? You have all of Gotham around you to pick from.