He got Seb to cut out the pictures for him to use in his comic. That is actually adorable.

No one does. Not even Karkat. Just call it Lava and Music.

This is the most hilarious thing Caliborn had done, and it was fucking unintentional!

ok…? Did they die or got into the medium? Blacking out doesn’t help with what you are trying to do here.

Yeah, John appeared. That is pretty Dramatic here my dude. Maybe having John kick a fake-person off the building.

Because Tough Guys don’t cry.

Basically, if you want to be a decent person, not following Caliborn’s shitty beliefs is a good baseline.

Yeah, alright, you are something like John.

Ink in John’s planet? Fine. In the Beta-Troll’s History? Fine. In Hussie’s weirdo house? Fine.

In Caliborn’s Comic? No. Not Fine.

This ink is outside the laws of Homestuck. Just Like John. Just like how I kept seeing John’s arm all over this comic.

No idea if it is really ink or holes in the universe , but it is outside the laws governing here.

John forced to live through this child-Picasso that dabbles in surrealism.

HEYA BOYS AND GIRLS

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID THAT THE RED SUN LOOKED LIKE AN EYE???

NOW IT’S AN EYE AND CALIBORN’S BOY-DIMPLES.

What? Not going to raise the roof for him?

That was bad I’ll admit. It is hard thinking of A+ sass on this twerp constantly.

Oh yeah, what planet did Caliborn get anyway? I don’t think we saw that outside his victory pose and his/John’s stare-down.

John, you are saying this like Caliborn cares. But having John be the one naysayer in Caliborn’s story is perfect.

Is there actually a door? Oris their a weird transition between this inside of this room and the outside? I just want to know for a baseline on how confused John will be.

You think Caliborn will just kill Dave off because “fuck you?”

John is basically in Bizarro World and has to be messed up.

Look, he doesn’t need a mouse to drag everyone around. Caliborn just unlocked the Gif-Maker patch.

Preferably with John. Because he is the best part of this story let’s be real.

There isn’t enough gushers and nick cages in the multiverse to bribe John enough to stay.

Listen, you are doing John as much of a favor as you are doing yourself.f No one should be subjugated to your comics like this.

Part 294

We are back and I am TOTALLY going to regard the Very important male ghost behind the curtain. Caliborn can’t stop me OR John in that.