Part 205

K, time to find out if Kanaya can, in fact, raise the dead as we try to find Gamzee’s death nest.

Or just ignore them and focus more on the others. Either way works.

If Bro made Billions then he should have been able to afford food instead of storing swords in his fridge (though it does explain how he was able to buy so many swords). And it also means that he used Dave for some porn material with the Saw camera aimed at Dave when he was attacked by puppets. So that just makes this worse.

But you are right, he made a horse leather bib because he is a fucking freak.

There are many things that I am ok with thinking about. What Karkat does in the bedroom is not one of them. So thanks for that mental picture.

Gamzee is a troll who knows what he likes.

Part 204 End

Have to do this really really fast. Just like, I absolutely love this, love the snark, and their meeting is giving me life.

Update: I’m back to give a well rounded summary.

The childrens sass gives me life, as stated before. They fit so well with each other.

I sort of want Mayor to be the final guest. Meaning that he gets revived, because I refuse that some random guy I got attached too as “Desert Dude” since start of Act 2 will stay dead.

This also means that I can just feel Jack coming to them, and hopefully that will force them to go to tge new session together. I just really don’t want them to split the party. And if a genocidal maniac is what gets me my wish lets do it.

Speaking of genocidal maniacs, Gamzee has a body nest, his and Karkat’s relationship is special, and I want Karkat to just blast Dave when he finds out it is Dave’s fault for egging Gamzee on for murder.

Even Karkat at sees the ship between Rose and Kanaya, which I shall now dub as Gothic Love.

And I am going to enjoy watching Karkat get hit in the face with a bucket. Because that was his shock face, meaning that something unbelievable happened (like how Eridan just fucked everyone up in under 5 minutes). My guess is, because Kanaya is a reverse!Vampire, is that she revives everyone, cue surprise, and then cue Bucket in the face. That thought alone makes me smile.

To revive the dead hopefully.

So this is where the quote came from. Solving the mystery of the dead horse.

Homestuck should just be renamed HomeSnark for all of the sass in this series

You ate my birthday horse.

Dave that is not Ironic! You were just POOR as SHIT!!!

You didn’t have a cat Dave. You had birds.

Weird but accurate way to describe your soulmate there Karkat. The hissy cat has to deal with his own murder cat.

Some things are just forbidden TMI. And how did Kanaya know about that?

Gamzee would be a great mortician when he grows up

Yeah, make sure to remember the fact that their friends are dead Dave. A big fact you can’t really overlook.

Hey Dave, want to admit that you were the one to edge Gamzee to kill everyone from your conversation months ago? I am sure that will be received real well