
And that is where the Alpha-Kids are. And thanks to all the bullshit that Hussie created, divine intervention in the form of 16 year olds are on their way to help.

And that is where the Alpha-Kids are. And thanks to all the bullshit that Hussie created, divine intervention in the form of 16 year olds are on their way to help.

Thanks Gods. You really like letting them struggle for no point, don’t you?

It is always the rules of 3, isn’t it?

Oh Y I K E S
Cali didn’t just not enter. She didn’t even get a chance to set up. No machines. No Blank Sprites. So there is just, no planet.
Like with Jade….oh fuck like with Jade. When John died, and didn’t get Jade into the game, Rose and Dave were in a partly dead session with nowhere else to go but back in time.
But Caliborn has to dead with this from the start.

I doubt he will ever change, but let’s give him a few years to let this actually sink in on how much this sucks.

Remember Kids: as long as you don’t fuck with people, you should be fine.

For straight up killing Cali before the game started, he gets screwed. Sow, meet Reep.

God that is fucking trash. Because if it is that difficult, then what kind of ultimate power will await him on the other side?
Please, still stay a dick, and just kill the Denizen.

Jade and Dave Sprite accepted and completed their quests. And look at what the fuck happened to them.

Yeah, Hussie does that a lot.

The Choice on whether or not to be an asshole.

if by destroy you mean “kill him with kindness”

Feed him candy corn. That is your final challenge.

See….you guys should know this about me by now, but I don’t know shit when names are revealed. I have to google that shit to understand.
But for some reason, I have this strangest feeling that Hussie is fucking with you.

Hmmmmmmm, so I was right that John’s convo with his worm-person Denizen was important. It looks like they are, I guess, the guardians of the land that can help.

Even in child-form, Hussie will never be rid of Caliborn.

Just pointing at Hussie and saying “LIES” gives me life.

Just thinking back, how easier would it have been with Cali to help you find said Keys. Just saying.

So…the only thing I can think of is Dave just mass creating Liberty Statues to place around for the hell of it, but I have no idea who has the ability to move Earth here.

Fair point. You can’t have a mental breakdown without something to break. Or if you don’t even care about what the mindfuck was about.