Don’t you dare fucking do this Dave. Don’t you fucking dare.
There is no “real Dave”. There is Dave 1 and Dave 2. Dave and Older Dave. You are fucking real, and don’t think that just because the other Dave is actually from this timeline means that he is a better person.
You are still REAL!
I mean…..define well.
All tuckered out and adorable.
John may be battling on Derse, and Jade has been mind-controlled. Sorry Dave.
Dave is trying to get his “leader” up and accountable. This is precious.
I mean, trapped on a ship, what else is there to do?
Just….just give me a moment. This is all pure.
Did the sprite powers finally consume Dave?
Go Sprites. Go and find useful information for us to proceed with!
There are teleporters under the shrine elevator. John can use that to bust into Derse.
Fuck yeah. Back to John. He, and everyone else, finally made it!
Cool. Glad to know I can go back to my fucking normal tags now.
One guy just….stays in an oven. Is that better for you Caliborn?
Well maybe your dark carnival is supposed to be filled with malingering fools. Ever thought of that?
You all know what Caliborn was thinking when Hussie said he was slow.
So you, by yourself, has to individually “conquer” 12 planets? Wow….that is a lot.
I love how you don’t want to really learn anything that changes your character, even from something stupid like Mobster Names.
Just believe in yourself, and someday, you too can be a mobster.
At this point the only one who likes Gamzee is Hussie, everyone else couldn’t give a rat’s ass about him.
Of course you would call that your fun helmet. That is also how fun doesn’t work.
Caliborn never refers to anyone by name. Lest they appear like Summoning the Devil.
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