Wow, sorry that had to happen to you. Gamzee let his servitude to Caliborn get in the way of his romance. Good job asshole.

Remember Kids, Moirailegence is a two-way street.

Two Years. Over 2 Years and you broke up. Gamzee just couldn’t handle the fact he couldn’t tell Karkat about his….Clownscapades that he was doing/planning on doing/the rat

Karkat is disappointed that they don’t have a hyper gravity chamber.

Dave is a monogamous person. Plus, how would any human react when your potential gf has a hateclown on the side?

Dave drew a line in the sand and said he couldn’t cross it anymore. It has to be hard for Dave to try and understand the quadrants, or any human to try and live the quadrant life. So I don’t blame him for not wanting to continue that.

God that must have given Dave some whiplash there.

He doesn’t care that they are hate-dating. He cares that Terezi is letting it consume her and not ship-shape.

Karkat is done with this bullshit, like any of this relationship thing would wreck him.

Wait, that means that they were all tiptoeing around him for like a year.

The only thing I can see being “gross” is maybe “brooding whiff” and “down with the clown” but other than that I got nothing.

ok the section got better. Karkat just doesn’t like it when Dave uses sarcasm.

Oh reasons I love this section, let me count the ways:

Dave needing to resort to sarcasm to be understood
It has gotten to the point where everyone (including Karkat) doesn’t like Gamzee
This is where the “down with the clown” thing the people kept haunting me with came from
Karkat is actually mortified if Terezi does become a clown
homestuck AU where Terezi is the Juggalo and Gamzee is the Justice Person

*le sign* fine Karkat. Looks like Dave has to dumb it down for the masses then. The mass being you, the entire unit of one mass.

Damn Dave, this is really good advice.

Come read Homestuck! We have wacky shenanigans with dead crows, clowns, genocide, apocalypse, philosophy on your existence, and relationship advice on growing up.

Karkat wants to go directly to the problem instead of just addressing the symptoms. He is such a good cat.

Speaker Crab is a godsend

Part 271

Everyone is kidnapped, and Karkat is staging and intervention. I hope the intervention goes well before you crash land on a planet.

We need to find a way to give all the Strider boys happiness. This line of thinking shall not stand!

Ah. Ok. That makes sense. It is nice that Hussie is considerate like that to let everyone know that white is just default, and not actually skin. I also like how caucasian people are orange and it weirds everyone out in canon.

Part 270 End

So that was a twist and a half.

Fucking Ferrari ruining everything. English probably told her that Jade was going to appear in, that’s why she knew to manipulate her.

My poor Jade and Jane.

Jake must have been so hurt and confused. I hope he can reach his potential to try and snap Jane out of her shitty headband.

Ferrari has them all. And nuked Dirk far far away. Maybe he will crash with the Meteor Squad.

And there are a few problems on the Meteor too. Terezi and Rose are drinking (with their respective alien alcohol drinks). I can get why Terezi is drinking, with Gamzee maybe leaving the meteor already to do his evil things. No idea about Rose though, does she like to drink or are their problems with her and Kanaya?

Though if soda is troll version of alcohol, then that means that Gamzee was high and drunk non-stop. From before all of this.

I know that things are stressful now, but I am glad I got to pop back in with my favorite people.