
Uh…..Is John now literally everywhere at once to help people out? Because that is Mayor’s Cork Contraption.

Uh…..Is John now literally everywhere at once to help people out? Because that is Mayor’s Cork Contraption.

Well, at least you still exist…..somewhere. Small favors I guess.

….is that John or just a ghost lizard? (I’m actually squinting trying to get a painted medium into focus)

He zapped to Earth? Like, this was when I was calling the Mayor “Desert Dude” so that was a while back.

Shit ok, so….he disappeared from the Dream-Dead world….and he disappeared from the material plane…..so where is he now? Everywhere?

No Shit, you John! Dave why did you have to leave so soon and miss John Fading from Existence!!!

So Slick has now finally reentered the picture. My murder boi is back to take charge! Hell Yeah I’m so happy.

That took a while, but I am going to end it here.
Things are finally going Slick’s way. He has a new gang, the Felt Gang. (I can’t believe they really are all made of Felt). He has the girl (I am so glad it’s canon. That makes me so so happy). And now he has escaped into the new Alpha-Verse after burning Scratch’s place down.
I can’t wait for Slick to meet up with Karkat again.
I still wished that the rest of the Midnight Crew could have come with. Maybe….but that is wishful thinking.

So we have Dirk. Corrupt!Jack, Slick, and to complete the directions, we need another party member. I’m gonna suggest meteor.


YOOOO! Fuck Yeah Jetpack!


The way home, obviously. Since it seems to get closer.


Wait…I got a better/worse thought.
It’s the meteor.
Better, because Slick is going to be saved and meet up with Karkat again.
Worse, because Slick is about to be hit by a meteor.


Your new home Slick. I hope you can space-paddle to the new planet.

The problem with aliens, is that they can escape very alien like.
Maybe…….he runs into Dirk?


I love how Slick’s rage is shaking the beacon remote thing as well. Because he just torched the way back.


So….that was the remote the entire time? A backdoor?
Honestly an appropriate reaction Slick.

Hussie, he better enter this clock you asshole. Do not stall or screw with me on this.

Tick Tock Mother Fucker.




And this time, it will stay burnt.

Look, unless you are going to loot Scratch’s shit, GO!