Tag: act6

Well, you will never lose another pumpkin again.

You wear shorts? I mean, it is hot on random island…but it looks weird in Hero Mode. Especially with cleats.

Yeah, I want to see what your homoerotic robot looks like.

Everyone safe and secure from being killed and assassination attempts? Good? Ok, here we go.

Don’t worry, he still has one body left.

Hey…maybe….the dreams are different in the Alpha-Verse. Instead of things that concurrently happen….they could have happen in the future?

I know that that is a fucking stretch, but it is a possibility.

Yeah…asleep in his GRAVE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Well that happened this morning. Have any weird dreams Jake? Do you even remember?

Apparently everyone but Jake. Jake who just brushes it aside like a speck of dust.

I mean same, I too am shocked and dismayed.

Hey Jake, ever had a dream where you Died?

UH, HOLD LE FUCK UP, AND BACK LE FUCK UP

What did I JUST say about seeing a Kid’s Dead Fucking Body.

I ain’t good out here anymore my boyos. So much for Jake fucking dreaming anymore.

Apparently one of their tragic heroes that they saw on the clouds when they write their fiction. And also the only one allowed to wear clothes.

Page….what? PM? Is that who you are talking about?? She isn’t alive here?

I just realized, they are all naked.

At least in Beta-Prospit they have clothes on.

“cry” “cry” “cry” “cry”

Look, as long as it isn’t any of the kids in that coffin, I’m good.

Is the White Queen dead? The Alpha-Kids did enter the game 2 years later than the Beta-Kids. Maybe the tides of war shifted.

I need a fucking counter for all the times I pointed this shit out. And Hussie better have a fucking good explanation for this.

I Spy 3 Black items that pop out of the gold: The symbol, Jane’s shadow, and that Fucking Ink Splot!

Seriously, I swear that it is always in the same fucking shape too. Why do you somehow stalk John when John isn’t even yet on the planet?!