Tag: act6

That is so cute, the book is bigger than their couch

Dear Me, listen well

And as we know, later shall never come.

Well….you are well armed now. re you planning on whacking people with it or….

GODDAMMIT

I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO MAKE A “HE’S DISARMED” JOKE

is he going to be the sprite first? Fight an army of your own Poppop

PAPPAP NOOOOOOO

Did he write it in his will to stuff him holding the book, or was that an afterthought?

So Jane can talk to said dead, and Alpha-John wants him to get a regular unabridged copy so she can complete the time loop and eventually kill him with it.

even in death he doesn’t give a shit

Jane, he’s dead. You have nothing to prove to him.

I don’t know if Jane can actually speak to the dead, or if she is just pretending.

If you have a book, and he has a book, then who’s flying the plane!? AHHH

What? You want to call the attic some secret name like The Crocker Lair, or some rich past word like Shutteltum for whatever ancient people would say

I am just waiting for him to walk and talk like Frankenstein’s Joke

You know those rumors that Disney is cryogenically frozen in the tomb of Disney World? Well Hussie believes that the Crocker Corporation stuff and mount their past CEOs in the hall to the main office.

I think what pisses me off the most about this is that he is just placed in the middle of the room blocking shit. He isn’t even next to a wall or anything.

Uh….I don’t know if you know this, but poppop is dead and has been dead. So unless he stuck his soul in a robot you out of luck champ.

Just….ask him to get the mail? That would work, right?

Damn, Alpha-Dad is not playing games here.