
Think that’s enough suckup Jake? Good, time to get down to business

Think that’s enough suckup Jake? Good, time to get down to business

Yes, Bro, a brother to all. Share your wealth of puppets around.

Blunt, to the point, and is the first person to actually use someone’s first name. You are going to be interesting.

ok, so are their names like what their Denizens going to be like? Because they sound like the dumb internet browsers.

So his icon is a hat? Does he wear a hat, or is that part of his shirt icon?

Well, finally, we may get some hints as to who are mysterious Kyle is like.


Behold him in all his glory

I have a gift, that that gift is apparently assuming the default gender of every character be a boy unless proven otherwise.(Even though, I am, A Girl) This is probably one of the dumbest abilities that I have, but it is something.

This looks like a good place to stop.
Jake is holding many secrets, like a giant ass bomb or frog or frog bomb in his puzzle. It is also implying that Jake is going to like, somehow morph into Lord English or something? That I do not like, nor do I want, so please no.
UwU is apparently a Girl. Did not expect that. It does change how I read her slightly though. I discovered that I read her with a soft irish accent, so I just switched that from male to female and there we go. Soft female Irish accent.
She knows that the Beta-Kids are coming. Knows that their game is going to fail and need a reset. Knows that she needs to make weapons for said rabbit. Hell, it probably means that she knew what the purpose of the “deringer” was for, so she also aided and abetted in the creation of Jack Noir: Murder Dog.
I still want to see her and Karkat talk to each other. That would be hilarious.

So Jade here is related to Betty Crocker. But while Beta-Harley owns said company, Alpha-Jade did not. A bit of a tragedy on Alpha-Jade’s end.
But let’s not forget the fact that she apparently made a Lord-English halloween costume here. How did she know?

No matter what dimension, or alternate universe, we will still rag on his terrible fashion sense



Dom Computer is actually the name of the Technology Mafia leader

See? Jade’s wisdom spreads through the ages and the stars.

Yes, anything that requires the less amount of work for me, the better.

Yeah we are talking about this. Because damn it

THAT is Eng-Bitch’s feet

The jaws are probably representing his stupid alien mouth thing

And can’t complete the look without a green body suit.
If Jake turns into Lord English, just know that I will hate all of you, and Hussie the most.

Jake paving the way of the future, computers don’t have to be laptops and head-wear.

Release ALL of the computers!

The idea of Karkat ever going <kisses!> to anyone is hilarious to me

Well that is certainly one way of putting it