Part 201

Alright Seb. Lift fridge, be free.

Part 200 End

So Jake lives on Isla Nublar filled with Lusus in replacement of dinosaurs. How did they get on there? How was he able to survive this long? Did Alpha-Jade help with then populating the island, or where they already there? How the fuck did Earth make them grow into bigger monsters than what they already were (or could they have always grown this big?

That Frog Statue had 8 orbs around it. Not 4 like the Beta-Kids. And not 6 like the Beta-Trolls. Does this mean that the Beta-kids are going to join again as players in the Alpha-game?

Kyle seems nice. more of a serious Ironic child. He really cares about irony by wanting to push forward past his brother in the best ironic way possible. I hope that Alpha-Bro is actually taking care of him.

Jane gets all the same rabbit. Always the Con-Air rabbit. And it is again the Strider guy that gives Jane/John the 1st rabbit. Where I guess the rabbit got stripped of the metal in game and sent back in time for a different kid with a different rabbit.

We all know that that rabbit is going to be important in the game because of Liv.

Watch that one somehow becomes true in the game

So to be clear, Kyle made the AI to try and get himself galaxy brained, and did this by somehow getting the code for his own brain to make a robot.

Yeah….I would pass too….

That sounds vaguely threatening

poetry in motion, the art of puppet ass seduction

There we go, there is our Strider puppet metaphor that we know and love.

Damn, Hussie just explained to us in like 15 lines what kind of person Jane is, and we instantly know what this means because we have seen John not only express this same ideal in words but also with action.

Basically, it is from out past perception of John that we color our perception of Jane.

ok, do they ALL have contact with Trolls who tell certain people information? Like, what is with this free-base troll information? I had to fight tooth and nail to get some troll info.

hopefully before your Dad enters the room and gets murdered.

That rabbit really likes decapitation.

Why does Cal exist here?? There are no puppets so he should not exist here

Jane said the words right out of my mouth.

Kyle was so ironic 24/7 that Jane has to make sure what is and is not ironic with him.

then why tell her now? I will never understand the Strider’s Irony beliefs.

It has been 2 years and Alpha-Dave never said shit about it? That is….off. I thought that Dave might be a better parent here, but I think I may be off on that one.

K this is actually sort of weird. Like, all of the gifts that John put thought and effort into getting for his friends, are just like thrown randomly about in this universe. And it is weird and I don’t like it.

Maybe because it is a good fucking movie, that I have never seen, and he just really likes that movie

ok, this world doesn’t need John’s Con Air Rabbit. The Alpha-Verse has their own Con-Air Rabbit to time travel with.

that is theft. That is major theft. How are you not arrested yet?