So you have something like that, but can’t spend the gushers, because that is an in-game item. How the hell did you get one with a betty crocker logo??

Glare at the shitty console

What the fuck you have that in your life? I thought Grist was only part of SBURB.

Did…did the game mechanics also got changed up when the entire session reset?

Of course it would be Alpha-Bro’s horse commentary, and I am afraid to what exactly he wrote in it.

It is nice to know that a joke autobiography with a gun can create a horse mystery.

I swear to god I have seen a book like this….or at least a children detective books about animals.

Remember Kids, the punchline to any joke is “gun”

Part 193

Alright, Betty Crocker has switched and taken over ish. Let’s see if there were any changes to her books.

Yeah they seem like an interesting bunch. It is weird to see just how different they are, in ways that I don’t even expect, but it shows that they are their own people and not just reflections of the Beta-Kids. Hopefully they will be fine with working with younger kids when the Beta-Gang shows up.

Jamantha, Jalen, Journey, Jason, Jay, JJ, Jen, Jennifer, Jenny, Johnny Jhonny,

Let’s just have A Homestuck AU where everything is the same, but each character has a different J-Name.

Let’s take a moment of silence for the things that either the Alpha or Beta kids never got to see

Gravity Falls
Dabbing
Minecraft
The Mayan Apocolypse
Trolololo Man
Vuvuzela
Vines
The Shitshow that was 2016
Harlem Shake
Epic Rap Battles of History
etc, etc, etc

Things that both sets of kids would definitely know

I II
II L

Part 192 End

I am going to end it here. We get a good look at Jane and her shit. She is reminding me more of Feferi each time with her princess-like powers. She would control the world if given the chance.

Alpha-John at least has a happy life.

Alpha-Lalonde seems to be doing her own thing, I wonder what her name will be. I want to say….Betty. Or Danielle.

and UU, other wise known as UwU, otherwise known as Alpha-Karkat, otherwise known as Alpha-Troll-Jesus, otherwise known as Alpha-Jegus…….Damn if that guy wasn’t helpful and honest and fucking hopeful. Working together to play the game? Positive advice? This is the weirdest thing about this world so far.

The fact that he had his entire life on Prospit while Karkat had 10 seconds makes me sad. The fact that I know that since he is starting at the beginning of their adventure, by the end the Alpha-trolls will reset to their beta-lives and he will die, that also makes me sad.

Well, maybe the Alpha-kids can escape with the Beta-Kid’s god powers. Hell, maybe Jane and John are the Mirthful Messiahs from Gamzee’s clown religion. Pranksters all the way.