THE CRAB THING RETURNS! KARKAT’S CRAB RETURNS!!!

BRIGHT EYES (every now and then I want to cry)

Jade had one Dog, Jake has Jurassic Park

So the robot…looks like Kyle? Meaning that your erotic tensions is with a Kyle-Bot. Oh man, that is both uncomfortable and hilarious all in one.

Hear that? That is the sound of adventure

Well, at least you have weapons to shoot the mystery monster behind you.

Part 200

And Here We Are. Part 200. Did this 200 times. Damn that is a lot of times. Just think, at Part 100 I was reading about Tavros being thrown off a cliff. Many things have happened since then. We went from one world to another.

Now let’s find ourselves a robo-brother.

Part 199

Well that was a lot of fun.

Jake somehow already lost his dream-self. Maybe he died in his sleep (hah).

But if Jake never saw prospit, then his dream-self was literally sleeping. So either he was poisoned, or assassinated, or something so he wouldn’t wake. Maybe it is a Snow White thing and he is fake-dead, and needs a kiss to revive him. That can work, since it has before.

So Queen Feferi really is the Batterwitch. You know I made that as a joke and never really expected it to be true. At All. It was, and I quote, a “trash thought.” And yet here we are. With me being right. Again. I have no idea why she is in charge with ruling the baking world and taking care of children, but I guess she got better by the time the Beta-verse came in. This does explain the pitch fork logo being her ship, the red-rich troll headband, subliminal death threats in troll language. Adds up to one genocidal lady.

And to be clear, by Queen Feferi I mean Beta-Feferi’s Ancestor. I know she has an actual title, but I forgot and like my name better. When we run into her, I will call her Alpha-Queen Feferi, or whatever better pops up.

Everyone in the friend group wants to date Jake, including the AI voicemail.

And Louise spends way to much time talking with trolls. There are a lot of troll things here, like Jake’s mystery lusus monster, and Louise using troll terminology accurately.

Nice that the robot can go back to being sensual again….I don’t know if that really is a victory. And neither does Jake.

No one appreciates true art that is corpse comedy

hopefully not literally. Given how not much of a relationship has flipped between Rose/Louise, I am still expecting that sex-puppets/robots are the reason that Alpha-Dave made money.

you mistyped “suitors” there

Does literally all his friend group have the hots for him?

Yeah, now is not the time to talk about how he is morail-zoning you when you want to be matesprites.

ok…either she has been spending WAY too much time talking with the trolls and learning about their shipping chart (either Alpha-Nepeta or Alpha-Karkat, your pick) or she is actually a troll that crashed landed and raised human. How many troll terms do you know??

It means that she is ok being there for you if it means that she has to watch you fall in love with someone else.

You tried my buddy boy, you tried.

My oh my, Jake has a flirtatious side to him as well. Who would have thunk it.

You know, I may have some typos here and there in the history of me blogging shit. But at least I don’t keep making the same typo immediately right after each other.

You want to not talk about this because you promised Jane that you wouldn’t, but you also like him so you don’t want to hear Jake talk about another girl like that.