
It also explains why Terezi was teasing Karkat and John so much. She wanted to see what John was like for Karkat, and she is his HEART teasing him about his SPADES

It also explains why Terezi was teasing Karkat and John so much. She wanted to see what John was like for Karkat, and she is his HEART teasing him about his SPADES

No that is what I thought. That is why it is hilarious. Because to Karkat, that doesn’t even fucking matter at all. And John says it as a big revelation

Oh you are evil, I accept your challenge. You have no idea how hard this was. So the character I like the best is Karkat, so here are the 5 things for Equius and Karkat.
Things I like about Equius
Things I hate about Karkat (this is super hard to write out)

I am still holding out on teh fact that the kids did somehow space time information to the troll like what happened with Rose’s manual. Because there is no way I will accept the idea that the reason we have furry art and rap battles is because of the Trolls. They may have created humanity, but they did not create human culture

yes, Clubs can cover a wide plethora of emotions. We shouldn’t limit ourselves to one version of hate

In all honesty, I didn’t think there was one, because I didn’t think they would win.
Not to say they didn’t “defeat” the game or anything. But in my mind, I assumed that the game was eternal. When when a null session was created, it would just perpetually trap them within a time loop to repeat the game without ever realizing it. And if they won…well…the loop would still happen. They would be sent back in time, or transformed, or something, unable to escape.
Like, there was never an end. The purpose of the game was to keep them trapped in the game, to keep them in that loop forever because they can. And the whole point of Homestuck was to see the kids break out of that loop.

I don’t want to think that. I don’t want to think about them having sex. I am not listening la la la la why do you do this to me!?!?!

Listen…I already got dragged about it in my own discord server, I don’t need to be attacked like this right now




How people managed to figure that one out without help is beyond me. I tried to do the head tilt, but to have the negative space and read it bottom-up, damn that is complex.
I do know the translation of said code:
YOUR RETURN CHANGES NOTHING, SCHEMER. MY MASTER DOES NOT FEAR BROKEN GODS
and
ARROGANCE. YOUR POWER IS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. RIDDLES AND WORD GAMES.“
So we have a powerhouse going on here. If we look at the context again:

Doorman’s boss is a woman, someone who knows Snake well. Or someone Snake knows. And she seems to be injured or affected in some way/shape/form. And while Snake may no longer be in control, he still has power. Enough for Doorman to still fear.
Honestly this one of the most interesting scenes by far

I feel like this sums up their entire relationship together

Good. They are a treasure


No wonder the final battle was terrible. If every time the king screams all of the trolls died and Aradia would just go back in time from the doom timeline offshoot. Who decided to give a lusus that kind of power, I mean really.

right, I knew that was some obscene gesture, I just wasn’t sure where it was from


I guess photoshop is the answer for everything. And Hussie makes all of his suns look like eyes for aesthetics

yeah that is what the discord chat told me


Yeah that’s what I figured on how she got blinded, but damn for Vriska under a lot of pain she managed to take control of the situation for revenge. She managed to use their own troll nature against her.

Look, it is easier for me to remember faces than names, and that thing is too weird to remember names.


Of course it is called Glub Glub, Hussie’s naming conventions strike again.

This is one of the best things I have ever heard of.
1. Dave and Nepeta
I see Nepeta like a Jade troll, or a troll that is most like the childess nature that Jade has. I can see them having a tender relationship together. I would lean more towards platonic, but if it is a romantic ship, it would be hearts or diamonds. Like a soft romance.
2. Rose and Jade
This is weird. I can’t see it. I mean I can read about it, if I find something striking to me, but idk. I see them more as sisters.
3. Aradia and Sollux
They were actually pretty cute together before Aradia’s accident. I would see them as Hearts pre-explosion. post-explosion, I don’t think ghost Aradia is a good match though.
4. Gamzee and White Text Guy
This is the funniest crack ship I have ever seen. Because, think bout it? Scratch knows literally all everything of everything. All the information of the world. But he doesn’t know what goes on in Gamzee’s head. Just imagine it. Scratch would try to explain a phenomenon with all the knowledge he has, and Gamzee just responds with “MoThEr FuCkIn MiRaClEs” and Scratch going nuts over it. That shit is hilarious.
5. Kanaya and Rose
I feel they are literally made for each other. They are just too similar to not be. They would be good together. I am thinking Hearts since they don’t have a push/pull balance for Diamonds.
6. Karkat and Equius
well this is just depressing. I feel this could be a messed up relationship. Like from Karkat yelling at Equius to Equius spouting blood caste nonsense which would add to Karkat’s self deprecation, which would fuel Karkat’s anger which would give into Equius’s submission fetish. At that is if they actually decide to try it out.
So no, out of the question. They are NOT together

Good Question. I had to go back and look at them because I barely remember the kids’ titles, let alone all the Trolls. I managed to find all but 3, so here are my guesses for them
Nepeta: Rogue of Heart
Terezi: Seer of Mind
Karkat: Knight of Blood
Tavros: Page of Breath
Vriska: Thief of Light
Sollux: Mage of Doom
Feferi: Witch of Life
Equius: Heir of Void
Aradia: Maid of Time
John – Heir of Breath
Rose – Seer of Light
Jade – Witch of Space
Dave – knight of Time