Maybe he stuck a bunch of weapons in his item slots? Since he is going to fight the Big Bad here. But I guess Hussie really liked his video game comics with a storage system since he keeps writing them in.

And I have not read Problem Sleuth, and I don’t know if I ever will. At least not until I’m done with Homestuck, whenever that is

Ok, yes. Originally I thought it was going to be like Grandma’s Ghost where she was telling an epilogue that I can just tack on to the end of act 3 like I did before. But seeing how it isn’t the case, I went back and changed the tags. They should be “intermission” for this intermission, and “act3-act4″ since it is between Act3 and Act4. This is a precaution in case there is another intermission in the future

How the fuck did I forget they were Chess Pieces?!? When I googled the word, all I got was crawfish! So I thought: Crawfish! I knew they were ches pieces from the beginning too!!! Gah, it’s the weird compliment that threw me off. Who goes up to someone saying “oh nice carapace you got on” ?

So yes, the explanation was for the word carapace. I can understand the boner part.

This is the most bizare yet uplifting story I have ever read. The fact that he found the damn thing in the firts place, the fact he fundraised for it, and 2 fucking people gave him $300 so he can get it…I think it’s the way he wrote it like it was an inspiring epic that I can’t seem to get it out of my mind

But I never expected to finally see what this guy actually looked like

I know that’s him. But he does not look like him. I don;t know what I was expecting, but that was not the Hussie I was imaging. He reminds me of Seth Everman with hair

I’m not sure anyone can top anime fake brands like Wacdonnalds or
Sentucky Fried Chicken, but I would love to see fake Ms. Buttersworth projects. (Grashers)

Also, I thought Hiveswap was a spinoff au comic, so I guess I’m glad my original assumption that Homestuck was a weird game finally came true

I love seeing like symbolism things like that. Like, their own shirt motif. John’s with ghosts, Jade with plants, Rose with monsters, Dave with the records. I originally had the idea of their shirts being that their powers/sprites were, but with Dave getting a ghost raven (?) in the future that got busted. I can’t wait to see more stuff like that! But it also now terrifies me that Cal is tied into Dave’s association. I just want that puppet to go away and never return.

Also, if Dave fights his brother like this all the time, would that sound like a broken record?

There no harm done. My Screener also had the same opinion, where Homestuck can get so convoluted that it’s hard to keep track of plot lines. The reason I was so fixated on it is that, while I do like time travel, the idea of forgetting something and not realizing you’ve forgotten anything terrifies me. So yeah, I appreciate that you wanted to help me out and calm me down.

But just in general, if I get a theory that is wrong, and will be proven wrong eventually, try to let me work it out first, especially if there is some more information that I’ll eventually see to prove me wrong.

Thanks. I try being detailed because it helps me formulate my thoughts and theories a lot easier. It is especially easy to explain when I have so many homestuck pictures to look back on.

And while on the subject, can I ask you guys not to correct me if my theory is wrong on something? I’m find if you guys call me out if I say something isn’t true (Hussie using Paint), but if I have a theory going on that is going to be disproved eventually, can I ask you hold off on telling me so until then? That way it will feel more natural to me when I finally figure it out.

As long as there are no spoilers, I will still answer asks like these, it’s just as a preference of mine.

I do not know.

I mean, I can guess, theories, hints, but the dream moon just blindsided me that I am probably wrong.

But my guess is that Jade’s dreams are prophetic in some way. She gets her powers from it, or uses her powers to visit, or whatever. Who knows, but since she visits this place so often that it is second nature to her, she was probably trained with this ability.

Now, while in Moon City, we saw the White Knight citizen/person. Dressed different, but still the same. So, either this is her actually transporting to the real life moon palace, or she is condensing all the future information into one single place.

But that doesn’t fucking explain John! It can’t be a physical place otherwise wouldn’t their bodies or dream-selves be in danger? And if it was a condension of Jade’s future knowledge, then how would John’s poster drawings be seen in real life.

God the Moon is a mess.

Best guess, the Golden Moon is the fucking subconscious dimensions where everyone’s dream selves/subconscious goes to. It happens to be the golden moon because Jade is a fucking dream warrior and let’s her future vision populate it, and her connection to her friend’s subconsciousness because of her possessing abilities. 

Ok, just want to finalize my thoughts a lot better here. I couldn’t really do that before since I really did have to bolt for class.

So my line of thought stemmed from the fact that Rose’s initial screenshots did not have the drawings in them. Whenever I read Rose’s tutorial/instructions, I assume it was 3rd party. None of the kids, just me viewing it, because there was no specific name attached to the command. So as third party I didn’t see the posters getting changed. But then suddenly they were, and no one really batted an eye around it. That is why I thought Time Shenanigans, and tried to make a case for it.

But now this shit is going deeper. So, we saw the source of the drawings during Jade’s dream. Which she has connection to John’s subconscious (idk how, problems later) and they were in his room, glowy and pulsing and whatever. So We can see the drawings in the dream.

Now, John can now see the posters in this black void which of the clown dimension. Does this mean that this space is closer to the subconscious level of John’s dream? Or did the shock of his dad being normal actually trigger his sight of them?

And, third option, if John’s posters were like that since the get-go, does that mean John fucking predicted the entire clown thing? Is he a psychic too, because his fucking stuff clown plush

reminds me of something, doesn’t it?

So yeah, didn’t have time to actually think about this new information that is Jade’s dream John. Hope this explains my thought process a bit more

So glad to know I am not the only one that calls Hussie out. But even if he did edit using photoshop, my point still stands. He went through all that work of a gorgeous set, and then just placed a melted ice-cream bar in the middle of it

Yes, partially-on-fire-house is safer than on-fire-house, but i’m pretty sure that the river Jade’s house is on top off is also safer than on-fire-house. I’m just saying, if she didn’t have that game to zap her away at any moment, she has a lot more options to run from fire

Ok. I accept that I have made a mistake. I won’t change my posts form before because that would be like trying to cover it up. It has been a long time since I remembered what John’s gift actually looked like.

But this also means that Jade was not only cool with the Mayor taking her present, but she prepared to give him a present as well. Does Jade just accept her fate like this?

I am a very oblivious person.

My first reaction was “Ghostbusters and foreshadowing”

My second reaction was that both of John’s chat handles spell out his last name (EGBT)

After being the dumbass I was, and an explanation from my screener I know learn that all the chat people have some combo of DNA basis in their name.

So now it is either like in-depth foreshadowing saying that the four kids are going to create a new life/planet force somewhere when the world implodes, OR Hussie just really likes throwing in Easter Eggs like that for no reason. And I can’t tell either way.