
She is adorable

She is adorable

We unlocked Level 5 Backstory people

Stalking someone. Invisibility has its perks

Ever wished for love? Well here is a conveniently placed ad to help you express your desires

Yeah, pretty much. Being Lazy has it’s perks

If that is the case, then I am floating on my inflatable lizard and riding in style.

Unless they have magic powers. And seeing that you can turn invisible to the majority of people, that could be the case

True, but have you thought of being friends with 5 people for life? That is 3 more than what you currently have

Two Whole Friends, that is all the friends you need


Well that is one way to get rid of phone bills

I’m not famous enough for it yet

Story Time, when I was in high school some girl on my golf team took a pic of me reading on the car ride to a golf tournament and posted it to instagram with the intention of making fun of me. When then my cousin saw the pic, who was her crush at the time, and tore into her for it.
Moral of the story is, you can’t stop people from posting, but you can not give a shit about it and wait for karma to roll around

Ladies and Gents, the theme of this episode

You do not look like the guy to break people in half

Oh there are rumors now? What kind of double life do you lead?

That is a bit weird to say as an afterthought after you gain everyone’s attention

Like swimming in a pool filled with lime jello

Let’s be real, if no one would see me I would also wear the sexiest cosplay I could get my hands on


Well that was a sudden scene change

You don’t even know your manager’s name?