
Quickly! Run inside the creepy castle while they are distracted!!

Quickly! Run inside the creepy castle while they are distracted!!

Leave Bacon alone! He is trying his best

I don’t even need to say anything. Cucumber’s face is perfect.

I’m waiting for it to be a BLT, but also waiting for it to be not

This is such a cute line up. I love this video game feel to this.

and we will tell you, IN SONG!!!

Obviously he can because he just did.

This guy does not let up.

When your guards doubles as a garbage disposal

Oh I am sure that he will now be totally understanding

Well before you enter you must defeat us! Prepare yourself hero! *battle music plays*

Their shoulder pads are watermelons, the hardiest of fruits

Yo, you are like the evil doorguy from Wizard of Oz

So is this gumdrop place the Bue-Fairy house? I thought this was evil Fox Queen lair

All of these cute sweet people, they don’t know their queen is EVIL

You know what? Even the sweetest of places can look creepy at night

Yeah, that is such a mood to all the nonsense going around in his life

“Little child, come alone to my house in the middle of the woods. I have candy.” See how creepy that sounds?

Good bullshitting.

You did it. You broke reality.