Tag: cqpro

Fairy has no time for you to be fucking around. Take the quest and go

Well someone is pissed you aren’t whimsified here

but I really….really…don’t want to

Of course the dad is named Cabbage. If he is a Lord, how come they don’t live in a taller cake?

NOPE! There is no escape chosen one. Even the fairy is into this bullshit

Holy crap it is the gumdrop fairy

I get you are bummed, but I don’t think that your dad intentionally meant for the queen to be evil

a pretty night to be kicked out for adventure

Congrats, you got emotionally disowned

I wanted to be a scholar

ha ha ha my husband could be dead, we have fun here

ok, she is like one of those video game parents that are just there to tell you what you need to do

how are you like this…it is world domination….ALL HANDS ON DECK all sexist notions go straight OUT the window in this situation

or, you know, both of you go…since “WORLD DOMINATION”

Into some fucking patriarchal bullshit and all of that

Well you won’t have that opportunity if World Domination comes to fruition. What did Chris Pratt Say? “Because I’m one of the idiots who LIVE HERE!”

You aren’t arguing on whether your father is sick and on sick leave or something. Why are you like this!?

This kid has his priorities straight, I can tell

This is such an Airplane joke and I love it

Oh, Cucumber is a boy. My Bad.