
And not your daughters? Rude

And not your daughters? Rude

Well what self-respecting villain wouldn’t?


I guess it really is Candy Land

Look at this suave and slick guy, who we know is actually scared shitless over what he just saw

ok, I get that there is a “theme” here for names. But is it with everyone, or just this family

Yeah, because that is what you should do for your daughter. Let her read Dad’s last words on this planet

Hey guys? You do realize that I was joking about dad not coming home, right? I never meant for that to actually happen

ok so dad works for royalty, neat

Rich people, always get special privileges

It spells out your doom

It’s a letter from your husband. He’s not coming back

Alright, Almond is a supportive sister. I like that. But Cuco? You go with that for a nickname? You could just say Cue, or Ber you know?

That is such a different life than mine. My dad constantly hammers in education for me and my sister. How can learning be anything but good?

Well would you look at that? Mama Rabbit dropping the truth bomb right there

Rabbit High? Candy Academy? Vegetable Patch?

Let your mother worry about you, I am guessing with Fox-Queen back there she has every right to

So Cucumber is all grown up. Look at her adorable little face she is so happy

Cucumber is Adorable

Adorable, but she named her child Cucumber

They live in a cupcake. First, do they live in candy land. Second, what is stopping them from eating their house?