Oh I am sure that he will now be totally understanding

Well before you enter you must defeat us! Prepare yourself hero! *battle music plays*

Their shoulder pads are watermelons, the hardiest of fruits

Yo, you are like the evil doorguy from Wizard of Oz

So is this gumdrop place the Bue-Fairy house? I thought this was evil Fox Queen lair

All of these cute sweet people, they don’t know their queen is EVIL

You know what? Even the sweetest of places can look creepy at night

Yeah, that is such a mood to all the nonsense going around in his life

“Little child, come alone to my house in the middle of the woods. I have candy.” See how creepy that sounds?

Good bullshitting.

You did it. You broke reality.

Bullshit your way out of that one Blue-Fairy

Um, cool….can I have help? Or at least a bodyguard?

Yes you do. The tutorial knows all. Now tell me you forgot your grandson’s name.

Of course this world would be named Dreamside. It is fits the theme very well

Cucumber Quest 2

So since I did 2 new series this week, let’s go back to something old. Cucumber Quest, love the cute bunny children, and last we left the kids were facing bullshit sexism by the npc. Let’s see how Cucumber continued is forced journey.

C-Quest 1 End

Well that was adorable. I absolutely love this comic. The art style is like a fairy tale come to life. It is so simple and chalky, it just makes me smile. Even with the villain, it just sets the “evil” tone we have.

And I see what is happening. A twisted fairy tale where the “hero” really doens’t want to and gets shafted to the role. I am so glad that Cucumber and Almond are not putting up with this “girls can’t be heroes” crap.

This is a pretty high start for my test-blog week.

Are all adults going to be like this? Fuck off you blue noodle fairy.

Good for Almond. Stabbing things is a good hobby