He wants to live his hero life through you, his son.
Tag: cquest
This means that your “becoming an adult/man” thing, each family member had to save the world
You keep hearing this because this is how the game works. Break the rules Cucumber, get your sister.
I mean, she is the one with a sword!
His family is trash, Cucumber deserves better
hello darkness my old friend
Cucumber’s face is like my life right now.
why not steal the orbs and run??
I was going to say “don’t press the power button” but honestly if you didn’t save you can just reload the world before the Evil Queen bit
is…is that a power button?
you are one orb away from total disaster.
This is so cool, I love the paper cut-out designs for this lore
Melodramatic lighting for a melodramatic reveal, but Cucumber has no idea who that is
If you read my letter you would knot it was world domination
RUINS!
Soon more weirdos will appear
That is the perfect juxtaposition that you should have put in there.
It means the patriarchy is bullshit that’s what
But I wanted to be a Scholar
Finally someone that actually sounds like an adult
Never mind, he could still be messing with you.
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