For a second there I thought it was a real Troll idiom like “don’t count your chickens” and not Vriska still giving out practical orders.

See, while we all gather around John new snow-globe, I’m waiting for someone to be pushed through the window.

This. this I like.

I’m going to try to refer Ferrari as Condy now, because it sounds condescending enough.

Vriska, please stop putting Death Flags on John. He has enough as it is.

Vriska riding the meteor down like Dr. Strange Love.

Was this like, Hussie’s Grand Reveal that the Wallet was just a Wallet all along, for people who where speculating on Dad’s secret powers?

That idea is even more terrifying than the wallet actually being a legendary item. Like, why the fuck is Costco selling planet-pocket wallets??

Wait no ignore me I’m dumb.

EARTH was in the Wallet. (this I don’t remember)

They hacked the Wallet to get to Earth that Vriska shoved into an 8ball. That explains things.

Wait so…they had the wallet this entire time? Wait so…Earth was trapped in an 8-ball this entire time??

I’m trying to remember but I can’t but I’ll accept this as truth. At least the wallet was discovered somehow.

IT’S ALWAYS FUCKING EARTH JOHN!!

Yeah this is a stupid amount of responsibility you had given him.

Also, isn’t he fighting Ferrari? It would be bad to let her get her fins on this.

Out of everyone she could have given it to, she chose John, the guy they had the least contact with after 3 years on a meteor, but she still trusts him that much.

Dave, unless you want to be the main character in WaterWorld, you’re time traveling powers are needed

Ah yes, the lazy way of repopulating the universe.

Yeah no shit that’s Earth. It’s always Earth!

This literally no joke made me stop breathing because I was judging that hard.

Part 355

Wow, can you guys believe it? It has been one Full Year since I’ve started the daily blogging. And look at how far I’ve come. Look at where we are both in the story and for this blog in general. I was still at Act4, hadn’t even met the trolls yet, hadn’t seen Hussie The Character Yet, hadn’t started the troll rank yet. It just seems so long ago thinking about.

Hopefully, with one full year of Homestuck already under my belt, I should be able to finish Homestuck by Next Year!

Well? Let’s get going! And see what other secret missions Vriska is giving out to people.

Part 354 End

Alright, that is it for me. I am done for now.

Vriska has all the combat people in position. I still see a spades thing between her and Karkat but that could be me.

Just like how Arquius will bring out more horses sometime in the future, Jaspers is going to fuck it up somehow. Not sure how, but the cat is going to do something.

Kanaya doesn’t like killing mother monsters, and hopefully she can get the tadpole out. I’m excited to see what Echidna wants with Karkat.

And you need to win to prevent the universe from either being ruled over by tyrannical fish, or destroyed by an evil snapper-turtle.

And even though Vriska is still basically Vriska, don’t you just love how much growth she had? Both living and dead to be a better person? Because I sure do.

And she made a damn good one too.

This right here? This is Growth.