Good, tell the tired boy and fancy lady their mission. I want to know what Karkat’s Choice was all this time.
Oh GOD more?? I was sort of expecting to, you know, get to the final battle thing already?
Are we now going to be designating like, preparation tasks now? Dave having his communist sword factory and Roxy pulling missiles out of a hat?
That sounds so passive aggressive “bleeding hearts” from Vriska but it also sounds exactly like Vriska.
She has such a way with complementing herself while complementing others.
Good, we have everything set up. Now watch your leader Vriska just rise into the heavens like the current time-god she is.
Well…if Jake is going solo at least he would be more comfortable than with a bunch of other people.
Maybe he can hope Dirk back to life again.
Uh, you forgot about Tavros there. So really it’s a one man & one sprite team.
Ok Vriska, now you’re just stalling.
Is that admission of Karkat knowingly flirting with Vriska? Because until later notice I am taking that as yes.
Fuck yeah! It’s Operation: Time To Be Gods!
Oh no please Vriska, you don’t need to beat around the bush here. Just give it to us straight on how bad Karkat is.
Wow, even in your self-deprecating state, you still think you would be second-in-command? That’s pretty high if you ask me.
Karkat, haven’t you ever heard of “save the best for last”?
That’s adorable. And I support having a cuddle pile. If it didn’t entail Rosesprite’s maybe death? Fusion? Seriously, merge her already with like a laser gun or something so we don’t have anymore abominations.
This is what you fucking get Karkat. You were the guy that brought it up, now lie in your slime hive.
Vriska and Jaspers obviously (sorry Karkat, you just have to wait your turn)
There are times where I dislike my abilities, but this is not one of them. Thanks Karkat for making me laugh.
Vriska and Jaspers obviously (sorry Karkat, you just have to wait your turn)
True, True, True, Absolute Truth
Are we suuuuuuuure that Karkat and Vriska don’t/shouldn’t have a spades thing going on? Because like, Vriska makes him draw pictures he doesn’t want to do, he draws trash photos to screw with her, she keeps giving everyone missions to do, he can’t fucking fly. Like, the steps are all there for pitch feelings, I’m not crazy on this right?
riiiiiiiight. Tavros might not have yet established flushed-feelings for Vriska yet. But now I’m wondering what exactly are these secret missions that Vriska is giving to people? One for Kanaya, One for Tavros.
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